dominican standoff

A Dominican Standoff occurs in bathrooms worldwide. It is when a filthy dominican who normally smells like an armpit 24/7 goes to an unsuspecting shower stall, turns on the water, and comences the standoff. The ending result usually being the dominican backing off, preparing for the next weeks round two.

Yo i seen julio in the abano, just standing there looking at the shower, i think he was in the middle of a dominican standoff.

by jermdogg October 20, 2008

Armenian standoff

A sex act where two men lie head-to-toe, grasping each other's dicks. One man pushes while the other pulls, and they alternate in this way until one of them comes first, winning the standoff.

Like a Mexican standoff, the goal is to be the first to shoot, without getting shot yourself.

Last night I lost an Armenian standoff with Hagop.

by dartmouth69 June 18, 2016

Washington Standoff

Verb- When 2 or more people from Washington state shit themselves in unison due to a challenge or dare. Only people from washington are crazy enough to do this shit.

My granddaughter and i just had a stinky, scary washington standoff.

by MATTY N December 10, 2012

Mexican Standoff

When a mexican standoff is called, usually done with co-workers at work, everyone stops working. The last person to work is the winner.

There was much pride at stake when Angry Dave, the cook, called a Mexican Standoff. You should have seen him sweat when an order came in.

by Mitchca April 26, 2006

Walmart Standoff

When you're at the store and you see one of your teachers or your classmates

Don't talk to Vincent, he's got PTSD from that Walmart Standoff on Saturday.

by TheBagelPeople June 20, 2020

Dallas Standoff

when two men stand apart from each other completly naked with a hot women in between them, then mastrabate. The first one to bust dosent have sex with the chick.

dude we should totaly have a dallas standoff for Sally

by werwerwerwe January 6, 2010

lesbian standoff

When you run into your Ex, with your current girlfriend, who you left your Ex for.

"I was at Whole Foods yesterday with Ann and we ran into Emily..."

"Oh no! Does Emily know that you left her to be with Ann?"

"Yeah, just a good ol' fashioned Lesbian Standoff"

by Sheriff Wiggles March 31, 2017