Spongebob Squarepants

A homosexual cartoon about the life of a sea sponge and his lover who is a starfish.

Patrick jizzed all over Squiward's face and used Spongebob Squarepants soak up the rest of the jizz on the floor.

by MickSwagger March 29, 2009

spongebob squarepants

Meaning female with little or no booty aka flat booty.

Bob:Hey John, you seen that girl with the huge rack?
John: I seen it, but she also got a spongebob squarepants too. yikes

by BWheezy January 11, 2009

squaredancing with jerry bruckheimer

Licking someone else's anus. see also tossed salad

We drank too much. A couple of hours later. His pants were at his ankles and he was humming the theme song to the A Team. I was on my knees, square dancing with jerry bruckheimer.

by the vooch October 18, 2004

Squaretangular

A shape resembling a square but somehow also has a hint of rectangle in it.

John's cardboard box/ house was at first a square but later became squaretangular after some rough hobo sex.

by BigJoeChoad May 28, 2011

Spongebob squarepants

A gay little fagit sponge who loves to rape patrick starr and give him blowjobs.He can't drive because hes always high on crack, and yet one time he got so horney with mr. crabs he took out is tiny sponge dick and burned it on the grill until the hornyness goes away then he'll go anel his snail,Gary with his ,tiny, burnt sponge penis

Spongebob Squarepants: "Oh Fuck Mr. crabs is sooooooo hot ....DAMN getting horney FUCK WHAT TO DO!!!! I know ill burn my tiny dick on the grill so im never horney again": Sponge bob is now burning his dick: Spongebob: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Later...
Spongebob:" NOOOOOO what have i done now i can never have sex with Pat anymore i need to get horney but how?.........I KNOW!! Gary come here"(Spongebob sticks his tiny burnt penis in garys poop hole

Spongebob: OHHHH FUUUCKKK YEHHH THAT FEELS GOOD GARY!!!!!!!!
Gary: mmeeeeoooowww(help!)

by Alpine11011 September 3, 2009

Spongebob Squarepants

A retarded show that teenybopper girls obsess over. Its only good characters are Squidward and Plankton.

I can't even last 3 seconds on DDR MAX2's "Nearly 130" course because Patrick and SpongeBob kept stomping all over me and fooling around on the machine instead of actually playing.

by dj gs68 July 11, 2003

Squarical

Having to do with or pertaining to squares

This paper is almost squarical.

by Lou Milone September 29, 2003