Spud Fuck

Any task left 90% complete and 50% wrong.

1) Most of the parts are here, but none of them fit. We are totally spud fucked.

2) My work day ends in 30 minutes. Guess I'm just going to end up spud fucking the next shift.

by Hebebro September 13, 2014

spumbgin

when your easily persuaded

made by Khloe E and Leanne M

you're so spumbgin

by Kh1o3 April 22, 2021

Jungle Spunkies

When you mix your cum and sea monkeys, then throw the mix into the pubes of a partner. This results in an ecosystem of jungle spunkies being created.

"Man my jungle spunkies are really swinging today"

by The_juceman February 27, 2018

Sputnik Moment

A term popularized (although not coined, as many think) after being used by President Barack Obama in his 2011 State of the Union Address. It refers to a moment of challenge when a country (or person) realizes they must work harder to surpass their competitor. Caught on like wildfire that same night as Twitter users & others found the phrase catalyzed adolescent-like paroxysms of merriment for no absolutely discernible reason other than joyful immaturity.

Greg had his Sputnik Moment when he realized he was the same age as the dude who founded Facebook.

Jim: Dude, I just had my Sputnik Moment about Jenny.
Josh: What was it dude?
Jim: I caught her in a Sputnik Moment with Niles.

by PsiChic January 28, 2011

spurned

Verb: Reject with disdain.

I spurned the advances of the flirtatious woman at the bar because I had a girlfriend.

by Jackie Roberts November 3, 2010

Spudified

The process of being fucked by someone's work, hours sometimes days, after they've 'completed' it. Usually discovered late at night in a frustrating tantrum through VSS history.

"Fuck I just got SPUDIFIED!"

"I can't get that part of my life back! Damn you great potato!"

by Biproized October 7, 2009

Sputter Gutter

another term for the anal cavity of a lady

i shoved my rod deep inside her sputter gutter

by robajob October 29, 2010