When you fuck a chick on a beach during Spring Break with-out a condom. As you are cumming inside of her, grab a handful of sand and throw it in her eyes and RUN! Nine months later...SURPRISE!!!
Yo, the bitch I gave that Spring Break Surprise to in Acapulco found me! She said she wants child support. Fuck, I wish I gave her a Screaming Seagull instead.
by SpooningCadetsWTF! May 15, 2011
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The state of weather during spring. Like when the weather is cold the spring constant is low...when its way too hot...the spring constant is high!!
Armando: "Dude, why is it so cold?? Its supposed to be Spring!!"
You: "Thats coz the Spring Constant is low!"
You: "Thats coz the Spring Constant is low!"
by pashawise April 18, 2010
Get the Spring constant mug.perhaps nobody will ever know the true intent of these words for they were unsuccesful, but from what I understand, it was a pick up attempt conducted by an ASU frat guy in one of the houses on Pacific Beach to some random girl walking by.
by P.V. treat 928 March 17, 2010
Get the spring break naw I'm sayin mug.its the hood. we all know it. hate it or love it. valley is what it is. its close to the city, NJ (gas) lol the mall is the bigest one on the east coast. yea it can get boring, but smoke ah L n you good my G. or go to the city. its a quick drive. find something to do there. use the location to your advantage B. mini mart is where it was at back in the day, main st. chylln at the park. chill on the hill, which is also called uptop if you didnt know. thats where shit pops off and people just chyll out, smoke drink w.e. we was always fuckn with the cops n shit. maybe we fucked with them too hard cuz almost everyone i know is locked up now. Our local jail is RCJ....Rockland County Jail. But most peoples crimes gets them sent upstate to prison. (fishkill, wash{washington}, greene, downstate, upstate, ulster, eastern, and many other places. buh yea thats valley.
and these are some stats i copy n pasted....
Population in July 2008: 26,291. Population change since 2000: +3.2%
10,921 residents are foreign born (30.9% Latin America, 6.2% Asia, 5.1% Europe).
This village: *********** 42.9%
New York: ***** 20.4%
Land area: 2.10 square miles. Population density: 12,516 people per square mile (very high).
For population 25 years and over in Spring Valley
High school or higher: 70.1%
Bachelor's degree or higher: 19.9%
Graduate or professional degree: 6.1%
Unemployed: 7.1%
Mean travel time to work: 27.4 minutes
For population 25 years and over in Spring Valley village
Never married: 37.2%
Now married: 47.5%
Separated: 3.8%
Widowed: 5.1%
Divorced: 6.4%
Races in Spring Valley:
Black (44.0%)
White Non-Hispanic (30.9%)
Hispanic (15.4%)
Two or more races (6.3%)
Other race (5.3%)
Asian Indian (2.7%)
Filipino (1.3%)
American Indian (0.8%)
Other Asian (0.7%)
(Total can be greater than 100% because Hispanics could be counted in other races)
2008 cost of living index in Spring Valley: 145.4 (very high, U.S. average is 100)
© 2009 Onboard Informatics. Information is deemed reliable but not guaranteed
and these are some stats i copy n pasted....
Population in July 2008: 26,291. Population change since 2000: +3.2%
10,921 residents are foreign born (30.9% Latin America, 6.2% Asia, 5.1% Europe).
This village: *********** 42.9%
New York: ***** 20.4%
Land area: 2.10 square miles. Population density: 12,516 people per square mile (very high).
For population 25 years and over in Spring Valley
High school or higher: 70.1%
Bachelor's degree or higher: 19.9%
Graduate or professional degree: 6.1%
Unemployed: 7.1%
Mean travel time to work: 27.4 minutes
For population 25 years and over in Spring Valley village
Never married: 37.2%
Now married: 47.5%
Separated: 3.8%
Widowed: 5.1%
Divorced: 6.4%
Races in Spring Valley:
Black (44.0%)
White Non-Hispanic (30.9%)
Hispanic (15.4%)
Two or more races (6.3%)
Other race (5.3%)
Asian Indian (2.7%)
Filipino (1.3%)
American Indian (0.8%)
Other Asian (0.7%)
(Total can be greater than 100% because Hispanics could be counted in other races)
2008 cost of living index in Spring Valley: 145.4 (very high, U.S. average is 100)
© 2009 Onboard Informatics. Information is deemed reliable but not guaranteed
by It is what it is B August 26, 2009
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I grew up in Spring Lake park, half the girls in my high school had kids by the time they were 17! And there was a DAYCARE CENTER in the High School to watch their little unplanned tumors!
by Sarasthemom September 29, 2008
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