Spoff

Overly studious person. Alternative to "swot" used in some parts of Wales.

"It's lunch, why is he reading a maths book? He's such a spoff"

by anonymous March 12, 2022

Spondouvious

When one is exhilarated or excited for a certain splendid event or object

Man 1: did you hear the Reginald is hosting his annual wine tasting
Man 2: yes I did, it will be a most spondouvious event

by DefinitionGuy69420 March 4, 2022

e-spondence

Illuminating communication with someone via email exchanges, over a period of time.

I'm having a fascinating e-spondence with the guy I met at the green seminar last month, really getting to know him.

by hardybear February 13, 2009

spofing

-verb & acronym
To SPOF (stalking people on Facebook). The act of wandering the social media website Facebook, and creepily browsing through photos of people you barely know.

Tim: Hey what did you do last night?
Bill: Not much man, just watched some T.V. and spofed a girl from my chemistry class.
Tim: True, I was doing a little spofing myself.

by jeffyor April 23, 2009

Spoaf

A spoaf is a waste man, who is really annoying and does not listen to what you say.

Aaron said to Christopher "Jump off that cliff", Christopher said to Aaron "No!". Aaron then said to Christopher "Ah you spoaf".

by AtomLizard November 6, 2016

spon

Not a mispelling of spoon. Generally used as an exclamation or insult, and occasionally an acknowledgement or expression of indifference (like meh), or confusion. It can only be correctly used as the single word in a sentence.

1. Spon.

2. Spon!

3. Spon?

Incorrect: What the spon?

by Ransom March 29, 2005

Spof

Somebody who is a teachers pet and is a bit of an arsehole who thinks that they rule the world. They also do all of their homework on time and extra work because they are “so smart”

Hey, look at that spof , I would love to give him a right hook to the jaw.

by GlasgowPricks June 12, 2018