sartastical

A humorous and perfectly cromulent portmanteau of "sarcastic" and "fantastical." That which is sartastical is fantastically sarcastic, or indicative of extravagantly fanciful sarcasm.

Person A: "Problematical is a perfectly cromulent word."
Person B: "It embiggens even the poorest writers among us."
Person C: "That's ironical, isn't it?"
Person D: "Actually, that's sartastical."

by Ed Hominem November 14, 2009

smartastic

Someone who is a smart ass or sarcastic. If you're around people you're hesitant to say the word ass in front of, yet want to call someone a smart ass, this is the perfect solution.

Sally: "Nothing is worse than someone waking you up from an awesome dream!"
Jesse: "Really? Not even death, cancer, a car wreck, or a billion other things?"
Sally: "Don't be smartastic, you know what I'm saying."

by AesonRhymer September 14, 2010

Shartastic

The feeling of ecstasy after one releases a shart.

After 6 bean burritos for breakfast, 10 minutes, and one giant release, the feeling could only be described as shartastic.

by Joshsanity May 24, 2012

spastastic

An individual who deems appropriate the exhibit of personal encumbrances through emotional confusion (anger), then forgets the impact of the ambiguous emotional showcase, and later feels fantastic about how the implicated may inadvertently become distraught with despair in communities adversely effected by egocentric selfish insolent characters, as opposed to the complacency and subtlety present between those who communicate without discord.

A spastic will geyser now and then, however when ignored by others for lack of subtlety, the transgressor may learn as blissful ignorance veto`s the return communication as the intent was malignant as transgressor erupts hastily, opposite virtuous patience, blasphemers traditionally interrupt others spitefully in an arrogant tone, decibels louder, manifests expectation of incapacity from inebriate transgressors demeanor thereby thwarting progress to adequately assimilate through experiences of events or beads necessary to humanize or dehumanize dependent on the messages from the environment. Majority would ignore the aforementioned character`s antics, dismissed as insignificant enough to allocate a sliver of memory, similar to relationships often dwindle as presents a liability because of changes inordinate enough to hang a left at the fork in the road of options between compatible partners. Spastastics rarely accomplish much as they are predisposed to be highly opinionated and superficial.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa April 24, 2015

sarcastic KA-POW

an acknowledgment of any good use of sarcasm in a nearby conversation

Jimmy: "Hey, what did the advertisement on the window pane of the liquor pane say?"
Fred: "What?"
Jimmy: "We De-Liver"
Fred: "Wow, that's the funniest joke I've heard in ages."
Ollie: "Sarcastic KA-POW!!!"

by Forty Two March 10, 2008

spaztastic

an exclamation deriving from fantastic for a state of such extreme happiness that one convulses as in a spasm.

A:I fuckin raped that chem test. B:Spaztastic!

by mad hatter May 13, 2005

Scartastic

Spinoff of the word sarcastic. Used to describe whiny, emo teenagers who like to pretend they're emotionally scarred/tormented and have a reason to be angry at the world.

Shelby:"omfg cheerleaders suck lets go beat them up"
Rachel:"Would you stop being so scartastic?"

by Jhesy October 24, 2005