slideshow

Future, dirty thoughts made by someone after taking a mental picture of an attractive person. Also see “slide show”. A word not to be used or posted on facebook by woman over the age of 50.

old woman, "slideshow later!"

Friend, "excuse her, she doesnt know what she is saying."

by zson in law July 14, 2011

sidesaddle

The act that happens from "spooning". Sex in the spoon position. Very good for cold climates;where blankets are are a must. Very Intimate; no partner is on top of another.

We went to bed, and I cuddled her like a spoon. Soon enough we were aroused and we fornicated "Sidesaddle".

by Al Higdon December 25, 2005

walks both sides of the street

Country slang for a bisexual

Bruce over there walks both sides of the street. That's why he's so popular.

by crizpymangos4ever September 19, 2014

sidestep

To avoid answering a question, which is mean of that person.

Janet sidestepped my question, therefore, she's mean, but that's ok since she's hot as hell.

by djmatty December 27, 2005

All Smiles and Boners

The state of mind a male enters when he subconsciously has a sexual fantasy, usually in the middle of class, church, a movie, at dinner, or any other inappropriate time.

It isn't until about three minutes into this mental state that smiles and boners occurs within the male and he realizes that he has been having sexual fantasies for an extended duration of time.

The temporary phase usually lasts until the boner becomes obvious, someone notices the male's lack of attention, or some other stimulus draws the male out of his state of arousal.

I was all smiles and boners until an old lady said, "I see you staring at your dog's pussy."

by mourkeer August 13, 2012

Ass that Smiles

To be a great person who brings delight to the world.

Man, did you see that lady? She brings me so much joy. She's got an ass that smiles.

by trufrend June 8, 2009

smiles

A bar game usually practiced amongst members of the armed services while travelling abroad. It is where a female barmaid is positioned underneath a table where men are playing cards and drinking. When she selects a patron to perform oral sex upon, the resulting 'smile' is indicated in the patron's expression of exuberance, which obligates him to purchase the rest of the male members a round of drinks.

"Hey, cuz, remember when we were playing that game of smiles in that Filipino bar?" Man, what a game face you had on that night!"

by BottomMover October 6, 2005