smartie bar

the sweet nothing that one may whisper over textual message, while stronly under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

"oh you so silly, hit me with another cross street smartie bar."

by Kinsey-Loo March 12, 2009

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smartness

someone that says something stupid

Girl#1: There's 12 planets

Girl#2: Shut Up smartness

by Mila K April 12, 2008

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A nerd that know everything and everyone hates this person exept for the other "smartiepants" This person has broken glasses from getting pushed by some jocks. This person is always like actually the answer is this blah blah blah and everyone is saying in their head "shut the fuck up"

Jocks: get over here you "smartiepants" hahaha!

Bully: Gimme your lunch money kid!
Smartiepants: i dont have it today
Bully: well your out of luck *starts beating the smartiepants up*

Bully: where is my homework nerd!
Smartiepants: its right here!
Bully: your off the hook, for now

by LicksyTitsy November 3, 2018

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party-smartie

someone who is very smart and intelligent but also parties a lot.

Wow she got an A on the test but was at that party last night? What a party-smartie!

by partysmartie517 March 12, 2019

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Snarties

When you crush up Smarties into a fine powder, ready for snorting.

"Hey bro, I ran out of powder. What do I do?"
"Got some Smarties on ya?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Let's make some Snarties!"

by XioClone October 20, 2009

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smartie bar

the use of the phrase "smartie bar" over textual message, almost like a sweet nothing whispered into one's ear. both seductive and enticing, its the ulitimate way to hook yourself up with a bomb sophomore. only used while strongly under the influence of alcohol.

"no, tell me the cross streets so i can get a better idea. gosh, you smartie bar."

by Parsnipey. March 6, 2009

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