the safest ledge

The worst band to ever exist

The safest ledge is by far the worst band I've ever heard

by thesandman38 September 6, 2023

mud skates

Cowboy boots.

Nice fucking mud skates Tex! Do you have the spurs to go with them?

by Steviep187 November 4, 2023

pillow Skates

The best friend anyone could ask for who’s name was a typo

“He’s a pillow skates he forgot his own kid”
“PILLOW”

by Juniscuteomg July 25, 2024

heart on skates

Can be either in a good way or a bad way as we all love skating and we either love or hate the feeling it gives us (fear and sadness as it can lead to pain or excitement and joy)

A: Hey how are things with Jenny?
B: Not good I just don’t know where I am with her she really puts my heart on skates sometimes.

by D'N X October 20, 2021

need my skates

it’s when u need ur skates to roll away because someone’s so weird and icky

Boy: hey bae
Girl: umm ima need my skates

by poochiegown March 9, 2022

Sofia Figure Skates

Sofia is an enchanting woman characterized by her striking beauty, intellectual prowess, captivating allure, and exceptional skill on the ice. Her commitment to perfectionism shines through in every aspect of her life, making her a truly remarkable and multifaceted individual.

Sofia: Sofia Figure Skates is my pookie bear.

by Joesph Chadson November 13, 2023