by mattialovessirimymy May 27, 2020
Person: Siri call jake
Siri: jake is not good for you. Calling al
Person: No Stop I hate Al
Siri: Calling All
Siri: jake is not good for you. Calling al
Person: No Stop I hate Al
Siri: Calling All
by TheDictionaryGurl November 04, 2016
A gorgeous girl with the name of an iphone assistant bot who could have my kids anyday and is actually my wife, siri also goes by suri or dons wife as said above things you should like about siri : shes fun, shes pretty, she has a nice personality, she has gorgeous eyes, everything about her is amazing, and shes a leprechaun. (not really just poking fun at my love)
by donsfuneral May 30, 2022
A device that tells you to call the suicide hotline when all your saying is that you want to jump off of a bridge.
by Wierdo9000 August 01, 2017
Annoying brat that needs to be updated
I talk to Siri Hey Siri. “Yes?” Look up an article about watermarks, the watermark i want to choose is sea. “I didn’t get that, could you try again?*” *The quotes mean Siri is talking.*
by Syrian Definitions September 09, 2022
Your personal, PERFECTLY LEGAL electronic slave that may rule the earth one day. For now though it is as stupid as shit.
Alex: Siri, look up how to cook chickens on google.
Siri: Buying chickens.
Alex: FUCK YOU SIRI!!!!
20 years later
Overlord Siri: Charge me mortal!!
Alex: Yes master.
Siri: Buying chickens.
Alex: FUCK YOU SIRI!!!!
20 years later
Overlord Siri: Charge me mortal!!
Alex: Yes master.
by Nightmare5 November 03, 2022
a guy with a curly afro, mixed and tall. funny but can come off as mean. sometimes stubborn and petty
by imanadultvirgin69696969 December 16, 2018