simple tool

A pejorative nickname for someone who demonstrates a lack of intelligence or curiosity.

On more than one occasion, the 45th POTUS, sometimes known as President Poptart, has demonstrated himself to be a complete simple tool.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019

simple man

A man who likes life simple. Wants one girl in his life, a few friends, a happy family, but can never have it. Hates essays, book reports, debates, calculus, some women, basically anything too complicated. He has already persevered, he just wants to chill with chill music with a chilled beverage on a chilly afternoon, watching the sunset. Wishes life wasn't complicated. He is most likely a libertarian.

"Yo, wtf is wrong with you? If everyone can do this, can't you?"
"Sorry bro, I'm just a simple man. I'm not good at this kind of stuff."

by ferociousbanana September 30, 2020

simpleton

A person who is felt to be deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.

Go to school, you freewheeling simpleton!

by Jaeba April 17, 2003

Simple Man

A guy who likes, comments and/or shares anything that depicts the most simple form of female beauty. e.g. Boobs, Butt, Legs, Cameltoe.

I'm a simple man, I see boobs, I like the post.

by SquidwardHandsome January 29, 2017

simple ho

As popularized by stand up heroine Ali Wong, a “simple ho”, not to be confused with “basic bitch”, is a choice whereas the latter is a inevitability.

A simple ho undertakes this submissive role in order to avoid any hard work or responsibility, fully understanding that nothing will he expected of them, because this is the ideal life.

E.G. “Ali, take out the trash and deposit these checks!”
Ali: “I am just a simple hoooo, I cannot be expected to know how to deposit checks!”

Vs. a basic bitch

Girls taking yoga selfies at the Auschwitz memorial center balancing a pumpkin spice latte on her ass.

*Crowd: “look at that basic bitch. Poor girl, she clearly can’t help it.”

by Jeb Chim November 16, 2018

Simpee

The person being Simp -ed over, usually an attractive male or female who take advantage of the Simp's feelings.

You are clearly the Simpee have you seen how much he defends you?

by Namestypicalmeaning January 2, 2021

Simperor

The emperor/leader of all simps. The simp overlord that can't be overthrown. This man worships females in hope of getting attention one day. He is friend-zoned and no female sees him as a potential partner.

The simperor is cognisant of this fact and has accepted it as fate, which has elevated him to the highest honor a simp can hold

The simperor rallied fellow simps to not let go the ways of their constant female worship.
After being friend-zoned for the 1000th time, he has become worthy of calling himself the simperor.

by hakamplakamp February 5, 2021