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Sharking for Parking

The act of driving around over and over in the same overfilled parking lot to find a spot. If you find your self getting really pissed off and driving recklessly to beat others to a open spot and/or stalking a person walking to their car to imminently take their spot, then your sharking the parking lot.
sorry im fuckin late, ughh...Sharking for Parking at this university can suck my dick!! I drive a V-Dub where the fuck is my celebrity parking damn-it.
by Lovetrav April 12, 2011
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Shitalking

The art of taking a crap whilst on the phone.
Boy 1: Dude hold on a sec, I need to wipe...

Boy 2: Dude stop shitalking while i'm on the phone!!
by iChantz January 11, 2009
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Whats Shaking

Yo my niggaa whats shaking
by KINGREUBEN October 25, 2008
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Shaking Hands with Abe Lincoln

Masturbation; spanking the monkey; shining the pope; pleasing the tall dude with the beard; playing 5 on 1, hanging out with Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters
When the professor asked the students if "there were any other terms for masturbation" to add to the list he had on the board during our human sexuality class, the class fell silent. Then, this grisly old dude in the back crowed out "shaking hands with Abe Lincoln". His addition shocked the entire class including the professor.
by R. Keefe November 30, 2005
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Shaking

When your quaking and shook at the same time
"Did you see the Kardashian 10 year anniversary special I was shaking the whole time."
by Annora Wiston September 26, 2017
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Shaking the vending machine

Having sex with a fat chick.

In either case, there is usually snacking involved afterward.
When you get too drunk or just simply its been a while you may end up "shaking the vending machine".
by km22 May 18, 2011
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shaking in my boots

SHOOK!!!!!!
SHE JUST TOLD ME THE TEA!!!!!
PRESSED ABOUT THE NEWS
DILEMMA
BRUH HE REALLY DID THAT??? I'M SHAKING IN MY BOOTS SIS!!
by DRIPPYGAL02 July 19, 2017
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