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Clown Shoeing

What one says when they wish to have an anonymous bowel movement in a public office bathroom. The act of wearing clown shoes would reduce any coworkers attempt to identify the person producing the #2 by observing their footwear.

Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS "

Verb: "Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.
Informal: "Dude, lunch with our client was great but I was seriously clown shoeing when I got back to the office "

Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes."
by oldmeatwad January 17, 2013
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your bitch is showing

The moment that you see a woman just starting to get irritated or upset....usually jealousy is involved.....
Hey, Babe....I was just getting that girl's phone number in case we ever need a dog sitter.....by the way, your bitch is showing!!
by Debnhim October 26, 2019
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Bush shoeing incident

the Bush shoeing incident is an "incident" where some guy threw 2 shoes at President George W. Bush and then Bush dodges both of them while the Arab prime ministry (The guy next to him) tries to parry the second shoe.
Person: the Bush shoeing incident is fucking hilarious!

Person 2: I know right!
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your bitch is showing

It's like saying to someone "your slip is showing" .....the moment that you see a woman just starting to get irritated or upset....usually jealousy is involved.....
Hey, Babe....I was just getting that girl's phone number in case we ever need a dog sitter.....by the way, your bitch is showing!!
by Debnhim October 26, 2019
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showing some sack

"Showing some sack" is used to describe an action, behavior or display of ostentatious swagger -- an act that is perceived as extremely bold, audacious, or risky.

Similar to having "cajones."
Stephen Colbert was seriously showing some sack when he derided and embarrassed George W. Bush at the 2006 White House Correspondents Association Dinner.

It was quite possibly one of the finest moments in comedic history, I might add.
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your Alex is showing

Used to let A female know her butt crack is showing when bent over or crouching.

Not to be confused with the phrase ” your Carla is showing
A female bends over to get one of the guys a beer. One of the guys sees her butt crack sticking way!! out of her jeans. He then announces to everyone "hey your Alex is showing" She then covers it up and usually slaps the accuser.
by WFKST May 17, 2010
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Showing Out

The act of being foolish, ignorant and just plain dumb in public.
Look at Greg storming off and cussin after that little misunderstanding
Yeah, he's showing out.
by You know me, The Kid! May 20, 2011
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