shriveled dick cold

When it's so cold, the dick of any guy will automatically shrivel up.

Weather man: "The weather right now is very cold with a temperature of 27 degrees."
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"

by Sallie Joe! October 19, 2009

shrivel

What happens to a nutsack and schlong when all vitality is lost and the desire for sweet booty dissipates.

My nutsack shriveled when I saw the old guy bang the old lady.

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005

pee shivers

That feeling you get when your finished peeing, mostly in males.

Don't you just love those pee shivers?

by onethinwallaway June 26, 2004

sliver

Refers to any creature that share's thoughts and abilities with their own kind, come in great numbers, and adapt quickly.

The Slivers began to get much bigger and stronger as a muscular looking sliver arrived on the battlefield.

by Rodger April 11, 2004

Liver Sliver

During intercourse right when the man gets ready to cum he stays in her and because he has so much cum it bursts the condom inside of her. Causing for the skeet to stay inside her.

Landon gave Lauren the a liver sliver last night and that is why she thinks she might be pregnant,

by Laurenlovesliverslivers May 2, 2009

Alcohol shivers

The sudden uncontrollable urge to shake when you have just taken a shot of vodka, whiskey. tequila, etc.. Also from any other strong drink that you poured too much alcohol in.

I just took a shot of Jack Daniels and got the alcohol shivers cuz it was so strong.

by Slutty teeth February 25, 2009

Sliver

A midwest term referring to a splinter.

Michelle: "Do you know what a sliver is?"
Katherine: "Do you mean a piece of cake?"
Michelle: "No, silly goose! Its a small splinter!"
Katherine: "Oh. Okay, can we can we go get cake now?"

by Jiggerbat April 23, 2009