shit ton

i had 2 dozen eggs i droped one now i have a shit ton

by stewie and jorden September 30, 2009

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shit-ton

Precisely, 6075 USC pounds.

More generally, in excess of an ass-ton, but less than a fuck-ton.

This truck pulls a shit-ton, son, but you cain't load 'er up with that much Quikrete.

by MrFarnsworth October 21, 2016

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A redneck, possibly canadian, possibly albertan, saying for a large mass of something, be it literal or figurative.

That's a Shit ton of nachos!

Take some from tim, he's got a shit ton!

I got like a shit ton and a half of porn mags at my house.

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Contrary to popular belief, a shit ton is actually only 4 of the given item named.

Bruce: Gary's slept with a shit ton of chicks.
Bob: Only 4?! That's so lame he's 26!

by dbalb55 November 26, 2010

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two assloads

by nevynevynolegs November 01, 2017

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A unit of measure used for something when you have nothing better to say.

"Did you see that truck?"
"Yea it had a shit ton of hippos in the back!"

by SmellyRichard August 23, 2015

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A standardized measurement defined by 1 ton + 3 kg + 1 cm + 1 millisecond + 1 picosecond.

by shitte_ton November 24, 2017

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