Shiternet

Someone with shitty internet

Bro, why do u have shiternet. He’s lagging so much

by DanTheMan647866 August 20, 2021

phantom shiter

Someone who shits in people's school bags or back packs

Guy: oh I must just get my backpack
Guy:what the hell is that smell

Guy: OMG the phantom shiter strikes agian

by Therealgal February 8, 2014

spit shiner

A guy who, with a little improvement, could be boyfriend material.

Ahhh come on, he's a spit shiner! A haircut and he's good to go!

by PDDMW April 10, 2014

Shiterbate

To go to the restroom, informing everyone you intend to take a shit, and remain in the restroom for an extended period of time while actually masterbating

Scott: Where is Kevin?
Andy: Oh he is in the bathroom, has been for 20 minutes, said he was taking a shit.
Scott: Oh, he must be going to shiterbate.

by Nazgul4591 November 1, 2009

shicer

shitter
from German "Scheisser"
scheissen = to shit

He is a damn shicer

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

sciberas

Incredibly funny man who has a slightly above average penis but knows how to use it.

Mr X is a very large sciberas.

by 12313546 November 13, 2009

shit shiver

The shiver you get after dropping a deuce of substantial girth that tests the laws of physics. Like cold shiver but much more satisfying. In fact, very similar to a piss shiver, enjoyed after satisfying a tremendous need to drain your lizard.

Man, I hate dropping a deuce so enormous that it feels like giving birth & leads to rectal spasms. Hey, but at least I got to enjoy the inevitable shit shiver.

by Lovell from UT September 2, 2010