is too sexy for his team, ask his team mates. I'm too sexy for his skates. he can ride his porsche straight to hell..... <3

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did you see that play "sheldon souray" made last night....jackass
by ah fuck it October 3, 2010
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NO eyebrows

a cutie

lovable

is always wearing the pants in the relationship.

Smokin hot
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Party central where people go to get turnt and have sex.
Yo are we going to to pull up to Sheldon dutch tonight?
by Dutchhoe469 August 14, 2023
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Matt Sheldon is a professional footballer (soccer player) who has played for multiple clubs in the US and Germany, and has had a great career and now currently plays for the Hartford Athletic in the USL Championship. He has a YT channel called Become elite in which he blogs his career and gives advice- he is incredibly inspiring and motivating to watch and gives a true attachment to his viewers by showing the ups and downs of football. He is my idol.
Matt Sheldon is playing tonight vs LA Galaxy
Wow, I feel bad for LA Galaxy because Matt Sheldon is the goat. I wonder if he’ll blog the game?
by Fat weirdo 2 May 4, 2023
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Mr. Sheldon is an old man who is a nonce, he's obsessed with one particular student in his maths class. Therefore, if you may know any Mr. Sheldon, i advise you to stay away from him at all costs.
Mr. Sheldon: *walks passed*
Student he's obsessed with: F*CK IT'S MR. SHELDON!!!
by immapersonyoudontknow May 28, 2019
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A tall man who walks like an imbecile , is somehow really Rich but is probably a drug addict
Oh lord its drunk sheldon
by Bumfluff4real August 22, 2020
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