seamus

a combination of waffle stomping and war crimes. also an extreme dendrophilia addict and prostitute

guy 1:hey look at that seamus over there

guy 2:holy shit run

by fortniteman256 October 30, 2019

Seamus McBone

A Goodly Fellow of the Yucaipa persuasion

Seamus, get your damn eyes off her boobs...

by Francisco Torres June 11, 2003

Seanism

Disclosing too much personal information to coworkers resulting in endless teasing. Associated with wearing sweaters.

Person A: I know the entire Single Ladies Dance. When I hear that beat I can't stop these hips.

Person B: Plays Single Ladies, records dancing, emails to all employees with subject line "Today's Seanism."

by SuperFancy November 12, 2014

Seamus

A caring guy with a big heart. He's also hot and doesn't cheat on women.

Seamus is such a good person.

by Relgiroth July 8, 2020

Seamus

What a pushover and a snowflake. He finds memes from the prehistoric era funny. Can't speak french but needs to boost

his ego by saying he's a high level in DELF. Plays TF2. I saw his discord profile not so long ago playing Fortnite. What a dipshit.

Seamus can't play Minecraft without tickspeed 30.

by SATAN HAIL SATAN November 6, 2019

Seamus

A clown

Boy: “Wow look at that clown”
Boy #2: “No that’s just Seamus”

by dtwd October 7, 2019

spanus

The space anus. Also refering to 'zoning out' and losing touch with reality if for a fewseconds or a minute.

Dude, that shit looks like the Spanus!

Did you just get sucked into the spanus?

by Nick Farace January 10, 2004