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seahorses4eva 

Failure over a long period of time; irritating behaviour that serves no purpose but is prolonged and causes an individual to be a complete loser.
Jonathan keeps drinking more than he can handle and now he's seahorses4eva.

Sea Horse Sea Shell Party

Just ask Dan Deacon himself, this phrase is absolute genius. A phrase like this only comes from being intoxicated, when using "Sea Horse Sea Shell Party" you must be sitting alone in a dark closet imagining anything that is NOT possible. This phrase comes to mind when thinking about how beautiful sea horses are and how influential they are in our every day life. To attend to this "party" one must be on a high trip of acid, without this effect you will not be able to get into this "party". Please use this phrase frequently in random sentences for it will brighten your over all life.
What is this sea horse sea shell party? why didn't I get invited?

bionic sea horse 

a sex move made up my dane cook. where you pick up you leg and move it back and forth. and you hold your head
"when you cheating on some one you do all the thinkg your partner would not do like the bionic sea horse" dane cook

seahorsing 

Injecting large amounts of tadpoles up a mans ass until they explode out of his anus. Very similar to the way a male seahorse gives birth to its young.
"I asked him if he wanted to try seahorsing and he looked at me like I was some kind of freak!"
seahorsing by fistymcbeefpunch February 5, 2014

seahores 

Mermaids available in a marine bordello/whorehouse
Many a seahorse have I seen, but this seahore I saw at the Santa Fina beach blew me off my feet. I went in to her place and there were many more delectable seahores there.
seahores by Alone Me Rant August 16, 2016

Seahouses 

A small village on the coast of Nortumberland, in the very North East of England. Full of tourists, chip shops, and old people in the summer. Dead in the winter.
Lets go to Seahouses to see old people and eat some chips.
Seahouses by emz14 January 9, 2011