snatch scratch

the act of scratching the snatch

I was about to bone this girl then she tried to sneak a snatch scratch when I wasn't looking. Needless to say, no boning occurred

by The_Rabid_Platypus February 2, 2008

Strategically Scratched

when getting to a good part in a movie on dvd, the scene stops and flickers, untill you must fast forward to a bad part.

Spencer: Wow this movie sucks

Will: Dam I know every good scene cant be read by the dvd player

Thomas: This dvd is "Strategically Scratched" I hate blockbuster

by DJ SpinGood September 7, 2010

rape satchel

To rape someone so hard in a type of competitive environment, there are only partial bodily remains left. These remains are then stored in a satchel to confirm the severity of the rapeage.

Dude! I totally laid the rape satchel on you in that last round of Black Ops!

by -Samax- December 16, 2010

Man Scotch

Man Scotch: The action of aimlessly jumping from man to man, or relationship to relationship to fill a void in a female's heart or legs.

Guy A: Man, Lisa is really letting loose since her break up... That is the 3rd dude she banged this week...
Guy B: Yeah she is stuck in a perpetual game of Man Scotch...

by Failsh3d December 23, 2011

Cum satchel

When you use a vacuum cleaner to masturbate and use a shamwow to clean up the mess and put it in your satchel and bring it to the sperm bank to sell for a minimum of $69 and a maximum of $6969

"Dude I just got 69 dollars with my cum satchel method ways!"

by Cum sack June 14, 2013

back scratch

More of the most pleasant feelings known to living beings

That was a good back scratch

by Hersheyyoung November 27, 2017

up to scratch

As good as expected or needed; good enough

His performance wasn't up to scratch.

by Shirifa June 9, 2018