"The coolest Indian kid around, yo! Man, he's so awesome and is down wit it' ya know what I mean? He's like...everything good packed in one, ya know what I mean? But he's also da dopest and illest kid around. Bing, Bang, Sayan! YEAHHH! Ya feel me bros, yo life isn't complete without talkin' to Sayan! If you haven't hearda Sayan, read this and spread da word. Tell yo friends about Sayan! Word up ya'll. And remember to vote for Obama! Word up ya'll, I'ma go get some solid tight grills and play a game of Hood Bingo!"
-George Bush
July 1st, 2008
Sayan is a human being, not a god, contrary to popular belief. Rumours have it that Sayan recently became the most attractive individual on the face of the Earth.
Sayan's ethnicity is East Indian, and recently he has given 97.35% of Asians a good reputation. The rest haven't heard of him.
Some of the fans of Sayan have created a religion called Sayanism which is popular in Northern Europe, Midwestern America, Southern Canada, Wester South American, Central America, Central Asia, Eastern Africa, and the entire continent of Antarctica. It is still growing.
There are many adjectives and phrases that have derived from Sayan's name like: Sayanly, Man, he's so bad at ballin' he makes Sayan cry, and Sayanific. Recently the amount of Sayan-Praising Jokes and Stories have surpassed Chuck Norris's jokes and stories.
One of them are: Recently, Sayan got a bad grade on a test. The teacher who gave it to him was never heard from again.
A story about Sayan would be: Our world is really a spinning basketball which is being spun on the tip of Sayan's finger.
The state Sayanists are most popular is Ohio.
For more information about Sayan, check out the Cool Indian Kids section in your local library.
-George Bush
July 1st, 2008
Sayan is a human being, not a god, contrary to popular belief. Rumours have it that Sayan recently became the most attractive individual on the face of the Earth.
Sayan's ethnicity is East Indian, and recently he has given 97.35% of Asians a good reputation. The rest haven't heard of him.
Some of the fans of Sayan have created a religion called Sayanism which is popular in Northern Europe, Midwestern America, Southern Canada, Wester South American, Central America, Central Asia, Eastern Africa, and the entire continent of Antarctica. It is still growing.
There are many adjectives and phrases that have derived from Sayan's name like: Sayanly, Man, he's so bad at ballin' he makes Sayan cry, and Sayanific. Recently the amount of Sayan-Praising Jokes and Stories have surpassed Chuck Norris's jokes and stories.
One of them are: Recently, Sayan got a bad grade on a test. The teacher who gave it to him was never heard from again.
A story about Sayan would be: Our world is really a spinning basketball which is being spun on the tip of Sayan's finger.
The state Sayanists are most popular is Ohio.
For more information about Sayan, check out the Cool Indian Kids section in your local library.
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A beautiful people and culture from the Polynesian islands of Samoa and American Samoa. Many Samoans excel in sports, music, government, and other aspects of society. Samoans are very family oriented and have a rich history of tradition and pride. Religion is an integral part of daily life and plays an important role in family values. Most Samoans are Christians and the official religion of Samoa is Christianity. The first definition is from a jealous a**hole and those who agree with that person is on the same boat with that hater.
Samoans are a beautiful people.
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Ingredients: Crispy cookie, chocolate, caramel, coconut.
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Girlscout: Would you like to buy some cookies?
Me: Sure, I'll take two boxes of Samoas please.
Girlscout: I'm sorry we're all out of Samoas. The only kind we have available are Thanks-A-Lot's.
Me: Thanks-A-Lot's!? What the fuck are Thanks-A-Lot's!? No one wants that shit!
Me: Sure, I'll take two boxes of Samoas please.
Girlscout: I'm sorry we're all out of Samoas. The only kind we have available are Thanks-A-Lot's.
Me: Thanks-A-Lot's!? What the fuck are Thanks-A-Lot's!? No one wants that shit!
by anonymousplatypus February 28, 2008
Get the Samoa mug.Self explanatory really. One Samoan; female or male, taking part in the beating to a pulp of one or more victims. This is no ordinary beatdown or victorious bloody ending to a fight. A Samoan beatdown is equivalent to watching a large Gorilla smashing, punching, and throwing around people like rag dolls.
To witness one for yourself is a spectacle comparable to watching your first UFC fight. Likeliness of catching a Female Samoan Beatdown is better because they happen more frequently because the women have shorter fuses. The women are also known for beatingdown their boyfriends or husbands.
1 urban legend:
A samoan in his 20's hanging out in the El Cerrito, Ca. area with his girlfriend gets jumped by 4 gang members of the area. He bludgeons #1 and #2 by k.o. from a fury of hooks and haymakers, gets a 2x4 across the back of his neck(2x4 cracks)he turns around scuffles and recovers. Another frantic swing of the 2x4 by assailant #3 makes contact to the islander's shoulder while assailant #4 is trying his hardest to knock him down from blows to the back of the head and kidney area but the samoan catches and snatches the 2x4, does a 180 degree spin move wacking #4 in the ribs and begins a "Hacksaw Jim Duggan" fury on #3 and #4 giving them no choice but to run.
1 true story: (name withheld)
The place: A liquor store in Oceanside, Ca. back in 1997. A samoan kid, Yes a samoan "kid" 17 year old high school senior, 6'6" tall 280lb. would beat up Marines for their cases of beer and emptied their wallets when they came out of the liquor store. No surpises or cheap shots, he greeted them "Talofa!" and then demand they give up their beer, and if they didn't comply? Samoan Beatdown!! I heard he chose Marines because he felt they were more likely to fight and had heavy wallets. Word spread and soon Marines and others would not travel there without more than a group of two to hopefully eleviate the chances of getting owned. Eventually, they would run into "Silisili Ese tamali'i of beer" meaning the "Almighty Chief of beer" and had to fight their way back to the car.
Definition 2-
Two or more samoans defeating all odds by the beating to a pulp of one or more victims. Nothing equivelant to it.
True story #2
Two Samoan high school kids in New Zealand get jumped by a group of 11 neo-nazis, 5 of them hospitalized the others ran.
Want to witness one? If you can kidnap a samoan, drop him off in a latino barrio, south central or a whigger community somewhere in Inland Empire. It might happen.
To witness one for yourself is a spectacle comparable to watching your first UFC fight. Likeliness of catching a Female Samoan Beatdown is better because they happen more frequently because the women have shorter fuses. The women are also known for beatingdown their boyfriends or husbands.
1 urban legend:
A samoan in his 20's hanging out in the El Cerrito, Ca. area with his girlfriend gets jumped by 4 gang members of the area. He bludgeons #1 and #2 by k.o. from a fury of hooks and haymakers, gets a 2x4 across the back of his neck(2x4 cracks)he turns around scuffles and recovers. Another frantic swing of the 2x4 by assailant #3 makes contact to the islander's shoulder while assailant #4 is trying his hardest to knock him down from blows to the back of the head and kidney area but the samoan catches and snatches the 2x4, does a 180 degree spin move wacking #4 in the ribs and begins a "Hacksaw Jim Duggan" fury on #3 and #4 giving them no choice but to run.
1 true story: (name withheld)
The place: A liquor store in Oceanside, Ca. back in 1997. A samoan kid, Yes a samoan "kid" 17 year old high school senior, 6'6" tall 280lb. would beat up Marines for their cases of beer and emptied their wallets when they came out of the liquor store. No surpises or cheap shots, he greeted them "Talofa!" and then demand they give up their beer, and if they didn't comply? Samoan Beatdown!! I heard he chose Marines because he felt they were more likely to fight and had heavy wallets. Word spread and soon Marines and others would not travel there without more than a group of two to hopefully eleviate the chances of getting owned. Eventually, they would run into "Silisili Ese tamali'i of beer" meaning the "Almighty Chief of beer" and had to fight their way back to the car.
Definition 2-
Two or more samoans defeating all odds by the beating to a pulp of one or more victims. Nothing equivelant to it.
True story #2
Two Samoan high school kids in New Zealand get jumped by a group of 11 neo-nazis, 5 of them hospitalized the others ran.
Want to witness one? If you can kidnap a samoan, drop him off in a latino barrio, south central or a whigger community somewhere in Inland Empire. It might happen.
I just saw the greatest Samoan beatdown ever!
Those guys need a samoan beatdown.
Now there is a group of idoits just asking for a Samoan beatdown.
Those guys are staring at me the wrong way. They're asking for a Samoan beatdown!
Those guys need a samoan beatdown.
Now there is a group of idoits just asking for a Samoan beatdown.
Those guys are staring at me the wrong way. They're asking for a Samoan beatdown!
by vigilanty June 20, 2009
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2.A term used in victory.
2.A term used in victory.
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