salami sunrise

When a man passes out with effort after trying to suck his own cock and wakes up with his cock still in mouth, it will feel like another mans penis for atleast 10 seconds, before the mans brain, small as it is, remembers that it is his own.
He will be mocked mercilessly for many years to come

Dude, jesus I'm so stiff after my salami sunrise!
You have the look of pain only a man would have after a salami sunrise.
This mornings Salami Sunrise really took it out of me.

by Chalise April 23, 2009

drain the salamander

when a chick needs to pee. Similar to a dude having to "drain the lizard."

"stop at the next gas station, I need to drain the salamander."

by Rexford February 29, 2008

salamat

Salamat is a "filipino" word for "Thank You"

by FliP-Power December 27, 2006

Hide The Salami

to have heterosexual intercourse as a man. Your penis is the salami, and it is hidden by inserting it into a woman's vagina.

If you could play one game for all 12 hours in a day, what would it be?

I'd play Hide The Salami. ;)

by desperado_gun February 21, 2010

Salamander

When you stick your finger in a vagina and then give some one a wet willy with it.

Lee Put his hand up Jane's skirt to give Jim a salamander.

by The Wizzard! August 17, 2010

Sadamite

a jamaican term for a gay person

"deh bwoy deh a one sadamite"

by gazaempire2k9 April 14, 2009

Stroke the Salami

1. To tamper with a piece of meat.

2. To grip one's own male genitalia, and stroke in a gratifying motion to achieve orgasm (cream-ation).

Adapted from American Pie

See also: masturbation, choking the chicken, petting the one-eyed monster, jackin off, jerking off, fondling myself, manhandling my jimmy, masturing my bait, f*cking myself

Yuna stroked my salami all night, dog. She wouldn't back off a nigga.

by turbanator December 29, 2002