hooker safari

A Hooker Safari is the act of driving into a location containing hookers and proceeding to throw rotten fruit at them. This is usually done by a party of 3 people in a 4-door car; however, there have been documented cases of 5+ people taking multiple vans and barrels of bad produce into the inner-city, using the sliding doors to their advantage.

After stopping at the local Stop and Shop to pick up some bad produce, Alice, Bob, and Trent all went on a hooker safari. They returned home at about 4am.

by Kabooofa November 5, 2008

Safari Jacket

Often refered to as the rich man's track jacket, it is not to be mistaken as EMO but rather MBC, "Modern British Colonial." Popular with African big game hunters as well as those who enjoy playing safari and British conquest of South Africa, circa 1870, in school. Most times found in beige, with an unecessary amount of pockets on it along with epaulettes on the shoulders just to make look even more impressive than it already looks. Often worn on Thursdays and even the occasional Friday, although never worn without (I have no idea where I'm going with this.)

If you like to impress people, wear a safari jacket and let the compliments role in.

by Lord Mountobon of the British Royal Museum in Bowmanstown May 13, 2005

Safari Balls

Receiving filatio (blow job) from a sista, in the back of your jeep with a gun pointed at her head. Vomiting may or may not occur, but afterwards the hair on your scrotum becomes nappy and obtains the qualities of the African Wilderness.

"I have a problem, it's my balls; they're all nappy."

"Man, you've been dipping your wick with the sistas. You must have caught the safari balls"

"She chundered on my peepee."

by Sean Christopher Stevens January 16, 2009

Bro Safari

A pack with upwards of 5 or more bros typically hunting for alcohol and/or sexual gratification.

Bro 1: "Hey bros, let's hunt for the 3 p's!"
Bro 2: "Parties!"
Bro 3: "Pabst!"
Bro 4: "And pussy!"

All in unison: "Cool bro safari bro!"

by friendan November 30, 2012

ari-safari

noun- the COOLEST person ever! sporting her zebra shoes and leopard purse and scarf and pants!!
adj.- something ari-safari-like

woooowwww, her outfit is SO ari-safari

by emu January 16, 2005

Jungle Safari

The process of sleeping in the nude.

Kyle prefers to sleep in his boxers while Kevin takes the jungle safari approach and sleeps in the nude.

by Jordan Thomas Man March 10, 2008

Sarfin Safari

A Kook or pod of Kooks that aren’t just the typical beach goer but a kind ready to feast into the unknown experience of getting pitted, barreled, scarfed, rocked, and washed all at the same time. Usually spotted by the carefully planned transportation of the sarfing board gettin verticle in the back of a 4-seater VW slug-bug convertible or some other like means of transport. There’s also the occasional wetsuit hanging side mirror tactic that really means the Kook felt the effects of a full fledged Sarfin Safari that day. This is when the Kook is expected to Shaka and grin because #weouthea

A: Hey man I think I nabbed a Kook over there who just got shook on a Sarfin Safari.

B: You mean the one with the board strapped to the windshield wiper still dripping wet from mad tubes brah?

A: Yeah man, all I can say is now I’m #hardforsoftops.

by cnmjarrell July 9, 2019