baseball statistics

A group of many different things used to compare baseball players. This can range from batting average, Homeruns and Strikeouts to advanced statistics such as WAR, OPS, and VORP.

Person 1: "That player struck out again! He sucks!!"
Person 2: " While me might not have done well today, when you look at the player's Baseball statistics, he's actually a pretty good player."

by D-Money-Swag February 23, 2015

statistics

A swear word referring to the disgusting experience of having diarrhea at a time when you were supposed to be having fun.

"I can't come to the party, mate, I've got statistics"

by MSc Ed Res January 25, 2016

Statisticated

When you see statistics questions with mixture of Maths, Government, Forestry and English in it.

Life scientists were Statisticated today at CBT.

by WILF OC February 13, 2020

statistic

A number compared to another or several other numbers

Example one :
Person 1: here's a statistic i found on the FBI website :13% of the population commits 50% of all violent crime
Person 2: Based ! i will show this to Tyrone

Example two:
Person 1: I found a statistic online ! Jews are 2% of the US population but also 26% of the elite (meaning actors, producers, directors, and anything else related to Hollywood, journalists, CEO of big businesses, multimillionaires and billionaires). ain't that crazy
Person 3: bro you're so anti-semitic
Person 1: problem, kike ?

by JowJow__ March 7, 2020

Statisticated

When someone owns you with some statistics

'get statisticated mate'

by wavey76 March 2, 2018

Statist's Sister

A woman who is indescribably attractive.

"Johnny got so lucky last night that he fucked Statist's sister."

by Midatsun June 7, 2016

Statistically Impossible

I've ran the numbers and it's statistically impossible that Mallory can miss Noah more than Noah misses Mallory, I mean the numbers say it all.

Its statistically impossible for her to miss me more.

by N3wt0n49 November 2, 2021