Mexican Stand-Down

When two or more people are so courteous to one another, it becomes painful.

Particularly common with food at restaurants, or when opening doors for others.

"Parky, would you like this last dumpling?"
"No, please. You have it."
"Parky, I insist. Please eat it."
"I couldn't possibly take that last dumpling. Please, it's yours..."
Ad nauseam.
WAITER: "Welp! It looks like we've got ourselves a Mexican Stand-Down!"

by Woofington Von Barkshire October 17, 2017

The frank stand is open

Subliminal way to invite someone to your gential area. Used in exchange for su** my d***

Your mother is a bitch.

Yea whatever bro the frank stand is open

by Eight4Fly July 23, 2019

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand

and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like

Me singing: A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Friend: is that a jojo reference?
Me: fuck yeah, it's great

by A real n-word October 23, 2019

stand someone up

not turn up for a date

She stood me up, the little bitch

by eper January 10, 2005

Stand Up Guy

Mafia term A good solid man business man. not one to bullshit, can be trusted. Will do anything needed for his family.

AL: Should I worry that donnI is going to jack me on this deal?

Mikey: Donnie is a stand up guy, I trust him with my life.

by icedoutgear.com Dave April 25, 2006

Stahp

A way of saying stop, when you don’t actually want someone to stop

Person 1- you’re so beautiful
Person 2- oh stahp, you’re too kind
Person 1- ...
Person 2- WELL WHY’D YOU STOP THOUGH

by Arnarity June 23, 2020

blow this pop stand

It means "to leave this place" with the term "Pop Stand" serving as a metaphor for a shoddy, rinky dink establishment, slightly better than a lemonade stand.

"If they don't put some decent music on, I'm gonna blow this pop stand"

by tcon62 April 27, 2014