The Jeremy springer involves you repeatedly shouting “he’s not the father” as you let your pregnant girlfriend fuck another man, along with two black body guards keeping watch.
Adam: hey wanna watch the game?
Bob: sorry, me and my wife have plans. Tonight we’re going to do the Jeremy springer
Bob: sorry, me and my wife have plans. Tonight we’re going to do the Jeremy springer
by CharlieBrownFingers June 9, 2018
Get the The Jeremy springermug. A person who chooses to purchase nerf guns that don't use batteries to shoot., instead opting to use blasters that use air compression to fire darts.
by DartDuck November 30, 2024
Get the Springer Peasantmug. A small town in Southern Oklahoma where the water is full of animal and/or human feces, which makes it undrinkable. But when you do drink it, your teenage daughter will become pregnant. The trees in Springer don't release oxygen, they actually release meth. Every one in Springer loves meth! Springer is a great place to live as long as you want to waste your life away and never take responsibility for your actions or children. Heck, the toddlers on meth too. Even the animals. Everything is made out of meth in Springer. It's as gold mine for tweakers.
Joe: Hey, man. What's your favorite way to do meth and get your daughter pregnant at the same time?
Russell: I just drive out to Springer and drink the water. Boom. Two birds- one stone.
Russell: I just drive out to Springer and drink the water. Boom. Two birds- one stone.
by Ad1211mitch December 19, 2017
Get the Springermug. A person (typically male) who gets horny and aroused quickly at any little thing that they find sexually exciting.
“Are you already hard? I barely touched you.”
“Yeah sorry, I'm a quick springer.”
“She didn’t stop squirming during that hardcore bondage scene in the movie, I don’t know why because it was gruesome.”
“You didn’t know? Shes a quick springer and likes that type of stuff.”
“Yeah sorry, I'm a quick springer.”
“She didn’t stop squirming during that hardcore bondage scene in the movie, I don’t know why because it was gruesome.”
“You didn’t know? Shes a quick springer and likes that type of stuff.”
by Jazzylassy June 1, 2022
Get the Quick Springermug. Alina Mia Springer is a small youtuber called •Royal•. Alina is a type of person who is full of kindness but can be incredibly mean when it comes to protecting her friends. Alina is 10 years old at this time(2021) and has early puberty.Alina got bullied in PREP and grade 3. If you are a Alina, good job
by anonymous December 6, 2021
Get the Alina Mia Springermug. A 5’8 skinny white kid who loves to measure the volume of calculators and sit flat as a board while having sex with his girlfriend. Also wears big white dad shoes that he claims “aren’t dad shoes”. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!
by Edubz October 5, 2017
Get the Michael Springermug. During sex, all parties involved use the real name of either their brother or sister and in some special occasions their mother or father, to address their partner. This type of kink is used heavily during family reunion orgies.
by Air-rick the great August 8, 2023
Get the dirty springermug.