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Spag

“Spag”, SpAg, or “spaggot” is a technical term referring to a Special Agent of the FBI, especially those who qualified for their position through Special Education or participation in the Special Olympics. Multiple agents are knows as spags and their activities as spaggotry. The adjective “spaggy” describes anything stereotypical of a spaggot.
I used to think Jon was cool until he got that spaggy haircut.

Susan has always been a Catholic but now she’s harassing Muslims and engaging in other forms of spaggotry.
by Big Poppa Never Softenin August 21, 2022
mugGet the Spagmug.

Spag disease

Spag is a disease made in a lab by an evil scientist from Argentina. It can be injected, taken through pills, and even rubbed all over your body, and if one of these happens you will become infected and the result of the infection is permanently becoming morbidly obese.
GAWDAMN HE MUST HAVE SPAG”
Poor guy has spag disease
by Mrbigga April 27, 2023
mugGet the Spag diseasemug.

Spag

I pulled a spag out of the pot of spaghetti
by hwebbz25 June 15, 2017
mugGet the Spagmug.

Spag

The name of the famous squishyspag
Spag shut up you're British
by Baden1212 December 31, 2021
mugGet the Spagmug.

Spag

Jim ate her ass like some Spag.
by Qaztec May 14, 2018
mugGet the Spagmug.

spag

look at that fuckin spag walking in front of us
by mopheadnemo September 9, 2021
mugGet the spagmug.

spag

a spag is a complete and utter idiotic, useless person.
I forgot it again.”

“I’m startin to think you’re a fuckin spag!”
by scrotumsoldier October 5, 2023
mugGet the spagmug.

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