Softie

Someone who is easily offended by jokes and light sarcasm directed towards other people

God, hawk is such a fucking softie. I played into an ongoing joke and she got all angry.

by D0n-_-Pach1n0 December 10, 2021

Smart Softy

A partially erect penis that still hangs low.

A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.

by Wolga March 29, 2023

Pedal...softie

A bit of a pp, though she makes hot characters
Yeah💞 she kinda hates life
And she uses she/they pronouns

Person: “wow! ‘Pedal...softie’ sucks!”
Another person: “ugh ikr”

by Not Pedal...softie April 29, 2021

Softie

The literal opposite of a baddie
1.Wear pink lipstick
2. Wear pink everything
3.Laugh
4 Congrats! You’re weird now

Baddie:You’re weird
Softie:Waaaaaa

by ØnØ November 30, 2021

softy spec

A word or question specification meaning that it is random. Commonly used on internet forums to describe random threads.

Hubert: Hey Gertrude did you see that thread on that internet forum yesterday?
Gertrude: Yeah i was all like WTF? That was a softy spec thread for sure.

by Jeremy Watkins September 23, 2009

Pork softy toast

A reassuringly soft pork scratching with a crunchy crust

John’s pork softy toast smelt like a farmer’s finger

by Cribble crabdabbler July 4, 2021

Softie

Radhika

Radhika is a softie

by Radhika is a softie August 8, 2023