snarfing

Sniffing someones seat or bike after they have sat on it.

Cody was caught "snarfing" the teachers char.

by OmegaZim October 27, 2010

snorting the camel

Allowing another person to insert his/her big toe into one's vagina during foreplay and/or sex.

Ow! That hurt!

by jeff tang November 21, 2003

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

Raisin Snorting

The act of accidentally or intentionally snorting the clitoris into one's nostril, usually during cunninlingus.

Last night I snorted her raisin.

I know you've been raisin snorting you lucky bastard.

Are you gonna snort my raisin or what?

by Marxista December 4, 2010

Snarfing

(See Barfing/Sneezing) Snahr.feeng
Verb
The act of sneezing and barfing simultaneously.

The school boy was snarfing during class.

by Rebotchi April 13, 2011

Snatting

The process of using Snapchat. Like a modern version of talking to someone, except you use pictures and limited words.

Guy 1: I've been Snatting with Rachel for days now..

Guy 2: What the hell is Snatting?!

Guy 1: I've been Snapchatting her!

Guy 2: Ahh right sweet!

by GeorgeKnight September 1, 2013

oyster snorting

When a man's face is mounted by a woman who possesses a large enough clitoris to penetrate a mans nostril vigorously enough to conduct a female orgasm during oral sex.

"Man! My nose bleed has been real bad after all that oyster snorting!"

by Oyster Snorter May 4, 2018