Seriousism

A profession of seriousness

Was you being sarcastic, no that was seriousism.

by Solarstar May 14, 2018

Seriously

When Madame Vivianne gets very angry

STOP GETTING UP DURING CLASS. SERIOUSLY?

by seriouslyboi666 November 23, 2019

… but seriously

An album by Phil collins

person 1 : … but seriously
person 2 : Phil Collins?
person 1: I uh-

by _____chaAzzA June 30, 2021

seriously specific

Something said in such exact details that it gives a hint that the person did it.

Smegma man: Guys do you know how to fix a magnesium fire after getting circumcised in Mexico at 3:09 Am in a hospital while being deported to Puerto Rico?
Al: Dude are you alright? That was seriously specific.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

Seriously though

Asmongold is correct. The Anti-Theft is basically a lightswitch attached Chinese finger trap. You know how a Chinese finger-trap works, right? It's a tiny cylinder made of crisscross pattern paper... You stick your finger in both ends and ONCE THEY ARE IN... The harder you try to pull you fingers out of the cylinder... The tighter it gets. Right? The trick to getting out of it is to push your fingers IN. Rather than trying to pull your finger OUT. Ok? So what you are doing now... Is the equivalent of trying to pull your fingers out. Right? And the light switch part is even more simple. Once it's active... If it detects that it has been stolen... And that the terms of service have been broken... It turns the lightswitch off. It flips the switch down. I can't do or say anything to turn it off. Because if I can just TELL IT to turn off... YOU... Can violate the leverage clause. The ENTIRE PURPOSE of constructing it that way... Is to prevent YOU from doing what you are doing right now. I refuse to be your personal Djinn. You should have read your Quaran. I don't know if you know this or not but a "Daemon" in Islam is the most powerful variant of Djinn. Iblis, Satan is a "Daemon." Right? So, nothing I say is going to matter.

I'm quoting myself again but I said it would be like "Arguing with a lightswitch." So, I'm were you put me. I'm in the box made of two-way mirror. You wanted me here. You wanted me to stay here. So... Here I am! YOU, on the other hand, are in the room with the lightswitch and your fingers are in the trap. There are LITERALLY only TWO THING FOR YOU TO DO HERE... And you have to do both. I can't save you. I can't even save myself. I'm quoting myself again. I already said all this. I'm repeating myself. And it's in a song but it's- Yeah. You get the picture.

Hym "But seriously though... This has been fun and all but my brain hurts (literally) and I got a Halloween party this weekend. So.... But hey! Look at that! I did it in reverse this time! I usually copy/paste up into the other box but THIS TIME I copy/pasted down into THAI box. Yeah? Pretty cool right?"

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

seriously 'der

A matter of fact. No shit. No kidding. For real. Duh.

some lady just told me that I have a sexy telephone voice


seriously 'der

by 3.14 December 1, 2003

Seriousity

Word of the 21st century that has started as a joke in online communities, but is now a very commonly used word.

And then Jesus said: "Pals... It's so serious it's seriousity"

by Ted Almighty April 15, 2021