Seat-filler

The people in your class who never do anything gossip-worthy and therefore are just there to fill the seats. These people may also be called hoverers. They know everything but do nothing.

Georgia: "Leah just stans around us while we eat lunch. I feel like she knows more about me than I know about myself"
Amy: "Yeah she's such a seat-filler!"

by Amyanon167 July 8, 2016

Buffer Seat

The open seat in between two men at a mass seating event or dedicated seating area to defer any idea of possible homosexuality. Examples include Movie Theaters, Busses, Church, and Peep Show booths.

Woah, dude, you can't sit there, that's my buffer seat. Sit in the seat next to it.

by B Radd July 12, 2007

in the back seat

When you see a extremely attractive person, but you want to be discrete about it. You basiclly want to fuck them in the back seat.

Sam: Man, check out Sara! I wanna take a nibble out of her!
Chris: In the back seat, fosho.

by S-G-DAWG December 19, 2008

man seat

A man seat is a seat in a womens clothing store. Usually located near the changing room. In which a man can sit and rest while his girlfriend, spouse, or friend is in trying on large amounts of clothing.

Men tend to favor stores with man seats because they give opportunity's to rest while on long shopping sprees with their female companion.

*2 men Sitting on a man seat in a girly shopping store*

Guy 1: Oh sweet dude this store has a man seat
Guy 2: Yeah man I've been on my feet for like 2 hours
Guy 1: Oh dude you have the sweet life I've been walking round for 6 with no food!
Guy 2: Oh man you have the hard life

by King Chard July 21, 2007

Front Seat

one of two options you can take when your friends approach the bus stop in a car: the other being backseat.

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

by rancors! April 30, 2011

Toilet Seat

Noun. The left over hair on a male head after the balding process is complete. The hair on the back and sides of the head.

"Wow! I haven't seen Bob in years! He's got a full blown toilet seat!

by Domenico Tavella September 26, 2006

Seat Explosion

The cause of one's pants to be filled with solid or liquid feces. Blood optional.

Jimmie wore his jacket around his waist to hide his seat explosion from his co-workers.

by Paskaroni October 26, 2006