scottish missile

when you dont have sex for a long time and you finally do, your bust is so powerful that it blows the chick away from you.

i scottish missiled her last night

by bob family November 26, 2004

Scottish Typewriter

A sexual act in which the male dips his hairy nuts into a jar of ink. After his nutsack is darkened with ink, he proceeds to smack them against a woman's breasts, attempting to form letters and perhaps even words.

Susan: Hey Tracy, what's that you've got on your chest? That looks like a pretty big bruise!

Tracy: Not quite, Mike got me with the Scottish Typewriter last night.

by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009

Scottish Kiss

Alternate name for a Headbutt. When you strike another person in the face with your forehead.

Johnny gave Bob a Scottish Kiss after Bob pinched Johnny's girlfriend on the arse.

by AmeriCanadian February 6, 2007

Scottish underwear

Commando; no underwear. Originating from the ancient tradition of wearing nothing under your kilt.

"I'm wearing scottish underwear today; I love the nice breeze"

by Sweet D. April 8, 2008

scottish twins

Twins that are 18 months apart in birth, scott-irish twins are 18 months apart too.

We are not Irish twins, but scottish twins, we are 18 months apart in birth. We gave mum a break:)

by SealTeamwon June 2, 2018

Scottish Buttpipe

The act of shoving a bike pump up a girls ass and inflating her stomach then you shove a flute up her ass and begin playing the scottish buttpipe

Wow, I fell asleep last night listening to Nick give that Bitch a Scottish Buttpipe

by Noahkinseth January 20, 2009

Scottish Lobster

When playing with a woman's female parts, you put two fingers in one hole, the thumb in the other and try to snap your fingers

Steve had that girl the other night bucking in the bed 'cause he was trying the Scottish Lobster. She nearly broke his wrist.

by anonymous group 2007 October 1, 2007