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waxin the saxophone

josh: hey bro what did you do last night
solomon: i was just waxin the saxophone!”
josh: wonderful!
by staysingle4life January 25, 2022
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saxophone

Saxophone is an instrument for Real Men. Trumpet people complain they have to move their mouth so much. They have 3 fucking buttons. To play baritone and tuba you need: big lungs, press 3 buttons. Saxophone you need breath control, you have a clusterfuck of buttons to press.

The men who play saxophone are Real Men. The women who play saxophone are also Real Men. You can spot a saxophone player from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they use when saying the phrase, trumpet "player." They'll probably use air quotes and all.
"how long have you been practicing the saxophone for?"

"yes"
by zz no face March 15, 2025
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falto-saxophone

It's all "X's" falto-saxophone that this happened!!!!!!!
by ZMTKIM December 4, 2021
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Saxophoning

Making Love with an Instrument, specifically one with in Brass division.
by SirBlameson December 4, 2021
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