sarcastic

Saying false things in an insulting way.

"OK, surrrre you're the President."

by Jimmy Jilly March 17, 2004

sarcastabitch

a uperbitch who thinks she's funy

Janeane Garofalo is a sarcastabitch

by Joy Cone October 20, 2003

sarcastometer

A meter of how sarcastic you are.

My sarcastometer tells me that ice is cold.

by FeistyPisces93 August 25, 2014

sarcasterious

The act of being so seriously sarcastic that you approach the point of ridiculosity.

Jackie: "OMG french toast sounds AMAZING!!!! I'm suffering from french toast deprivation!!!"

Aren: "Well, get some poor sap to make you some damn french toast then. . "

Jackie: "Psh, bichhh, I am woman!! I'll make my own damn french toast!"

Aren: "Damn lady calm down! You deserve to have breakfast made for you every once in a while."

Jackie: "hehe, i know you dummy. I was being super sarcasterious. Now make me some damn french toast! There's bread in the cupunit"

by Grendel09 February 25, 2015

sarcastrated

When you pile so much sarcasm onto a subject that you can't even tell how you really felt about it anymore in the first place.

Jon sarcastrated himself during his comedy routine. At the end of his skit, the audience could no longer tell if he was joking or not.

by MooseGraceMcGee November 6, 2015

Sarcasti-chat

Having an online chat with someone that would be considered rude, nasty or mean if it were in person or overheard by strangers or the people who are being spoken about, but the buffer of being online softens it. Frequently bitchy, catty or petty, it is nevertheless entertaining as hell to the participants, who wonder why they are never this funny when they are in the same room.

"I wonder if their ears are burning? I just got done having a particularly good sarcasti-chat with Carlo on Facebook, where we trashed everyone we knew. I haven't laughed that much in ages. I'm TERRIBLE."

by Jonno333 April 27, 2012

sarcastags

The use of ironic or sarcastic hashtags

I thought she was the most avid user of Twitter id ever met, until i noticed she was just feeding me sarcastags #ileftmywife...fordead #candleslittableofone #ijustcalledyouacow #buckshotforbreakfast

by edbonicsED8 October 11, 2013