Bowel Ripper

Heavy cargo coming through!

In other words: A fecal matter that provides an absolutele feeling of relief, but takes you on your last journey due to complete obliteration of your asshole. terally speaking, the biggest sacrifice one can ever make. Even though it is said that the dead do not feel pain, one that has encountered a Bowel Ripper should still avoid sitting in the boat crossing the river Styx.

Also known as one kind of "Catharsis" in certain unspeakable circles.

Hold my hand, Jean! Even if this Bowel Ripper will be my undoing, our love can never be torn apart like my bleeding asshole.

by Strong Swimmer May 6, 2009

ripper magoo

What Bob Menery says when he thinks someone did some cocaine.

Tiger Woods must have been with Dustin Johnson in stall four doing some RIPPER MAGOOS before this putt.

by RIPPER MAGOO May 14, 2018

Rapped out

1. Done talking
2. Not trying to continue the conversation

3. Don't feel like being bothered

Person 1: you heard Derrick taking shit?
Person 2. He don't want no work I'm rapped out.

by @HesFromPhilly December 16, 2012

ass ripper

1) Extremely painful shit. A very painful dump. A long and painful act on the toilette. Generally caused by lack of fibre and waiting too long to shit. A shit which may require assistance, either medically, or with a rigid spoon-like excavation tool.

2) A term used amongst well known friends, and best not used just anywhere.

1) Scott: "What took you so long in my washroom guy, there aren't any magazines in there when you come over!"
Max: "Duuuude, I couldn't go, I was squirming and standing on my fucking toes squeezing and writhing in agony. It was like I was giving a shit birth. I had a serious ass ripper!!"
Scott: "AW fuck man, not again, I had to replace my toilette last time you used it!!!! Why don't you just go straight to the fucking sewage plant guy and hang over the septic pool before you come to visit!!"

2) Best not used location example-
Max: "I would like to toast the bride whom I have had some special moments with before today - especially last night - I digress, firstly I would like to apologize for my scratchy throat, I spent the last 5 minutes screaming in the can forcing out an extreme ass ripper!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

rupert murdoch

A total prick australo-american lying lump of placental afterbirth who uses his empire to spread his right-wing lies and prejusices to the british and american population and is hence responsible for the ignorance of several generations and so has stunted the evolution of the human race by limiting the number of free-thinking individuals in our world today. Therefor i put forward my argument that this cunt ass fuckwit shit deserves to have his eyes gauged out, be fucked in the eyesocket by a 16 inched dick african american individual, and should then be forced to eat the solids in vomit, then given a plate of shit with a glass of piss and spunk to wash it down. His tongue should then be gouged for his stupid narrow minded right-wing lies. After this he should be set free to continue his network of bullshit so people can laugh at him. he should then have to give a lecture on why all people are equal, and that the extablishment of a welfare state is one of the finest ideas to strike the human race since the invention of the wheel.

Hey, did u hear about rupert murdoch, he thinks that the NHS is a waste of money and that different coloured foreigners are are scum, other than that hes a sound bloke coz hes a multi-millionare

by anonymous1923 September 4, 2006

Rupert Grint

Describes any hot ginger-haired male. Origin: Based on gorgeous and talented actor Rupert Grint.

"Oh my god, that guy over there is sooo Rupert Grint."

by Kuhle Streifen April 6, 2005

rapper weed

n.

Marijuana of high quality smoked by rappers.

"...you ain't got to hold it too long, this is rapper weed, couple hits is all you gon' need" -Wiz Khalifa (Won't Land)

by BlowItByTheO January 3, 2012