Ratched

Urbanized form of the word "wretched": of poor quality; shabby or filthy in appearance; unfortunate conditions or circumstances.

Don't eat at that restaurant, it's ratched.

Have you seen her beat up weave? It's ratched!

by 1GirlieGirl November 6, 2013

Ratchet hoe

Where a girl ping pongs from one guy to another.
Another definition of a slut.

Bitch has so many guys she a ratchet hoe.

by Rayyyyy1111 October 27, 2012

ratchet ass

Ignorant individual, dumb ass, dipshit, etc.

You're a real ratchet ass!

by Mindy February 13, 2005

ratchetry

serious fuckery, tomfoolery, or other such shenanigans

Peggy: Gina slept with her son's best friend, AND his father. AND THE FATHER IS HER THERAPIST, WHO PRESCRIBES HER VICODIN. Which she sells to her son's best friend.

Nina: Stop it right there, Peggy. I cannot DEAL with this ratchetry.

by Goldmines February 14, 2012

Ratchling

-Noun

Derivative of Ratchet. A Ratchling is the offspring of a Ratchet being. Once hatched and nursed to it's Ratchet ways, said offspring becomes a full grown Ratchling.

If said creature is spotted please call the ASPCA as soon as possible as rabbies is a common ailment of unvaccinated Rachtlings.

Girl 1: "Crystal is pregnant"

Girl 2: "That Ratchet girl is having a baby?"

Girl 1: "Yea, She's having a little Ratchling"

Girl 2: "She better have that thing Vaccinated"

by Teeeeee March 4, 2013

Ratchet Juice

The odorous, foul liquid that covers the floors of bars or clubs that are known to be "ratchet". Composed primarily of spilt beers and mixed drinks, bodily fluids such as urine and or vomit, cigarette butts, ashes, broken glass, cigarillo contents and any other various liquids or trash that made it to the floor. Ratchet juice will lightly coat shoes leaving a ratchet smell behind in the morning. Avoid Ratchet Juice as is possible. A public example of Ratchet Juice would be the mix of ratchetness that covers Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras.

"Since we are going to the ratchet bars I will wear my work shoes, as not to get ratchet juice on my nice pair"

"Shelby dropped her phone into the ratchet juice and contracted cholera attempting to retrieve it"

by StealthHugs January 6, 2015

Ratchification of America

Purposely lowering your intelligence level to seem more "thug" or "skreet". This attitude developed sometime after MTV stopped playing music and dumb ass shows like 16 and pregnant, and Bad Girls Club started airing. The epidemic seems to grow daily, and is being embraced by the youth of America. Many of them think that the dumber and or crazier you act, the cooler you are, and the higher on the social ladder one will climb.

Mark: Have you seen Shaqumphria?

Bill: Yeah, she gained like 200 lbs since high school and is still wearing those spandex she had in tenth grade, not to mention her fucked up weave, gold teeth, eye piercings, and tattoos on her neck. She used to be classy and was on the honer roll, now she works at Dollar General, walks with a gangsta lean, and shows 50 pounds of pierced overflowing mid drift, speaks ghettoneese, with those 3 inch fake nails and a tramp stamp that says open 24/7.
Mark: That's the ratchification of America

by Markomighty July 14, 2014