robbertunity

The position a CEO and chairman of the board of American corperations find themselves in.

As chairman and CEO, I took the robbertunity to grant myself some stock options to excerise.

by Joe the Nacchio February 26, 2009

Robbaphobia

The fear of taking off your shirt in public

Nathan: Look at that chubby nigga with his shirt on.
Michael: He's got robbaphobia for sure.

by Wolfgankiller April 7, 2015

Robby and Ryan

the gods of sex, and story writing
friends with tony romanelli

when is conflicts coming out?
robby and ryan are gods

by EmperorPig January 7, 2018

Robe Cockin'

The act of wearing nothing but a short bathrobe on the windiest day of the year outside, tied with a loose knot, showing just the tip.

"Hey hon, Look at our neighbor Jimmy, he's robe cockin' and this time he's not alone"

by dickandjimmy February 12, 2020

Grave Robbing Nigga

A Grave Robbing Nigga is a member of the black community who tries to profit off from high-profile cases of social injustice by creating schemes and crowdfunds for his or hers own enrichment without remorse or shame.

Man, did that thot really run away with all the BLM money generated from George Floyd?
Yea, she's a real Grave Robbing Nigga(Nigress).

by Unclecrazy May 14, 2022

cradle robber

A person who taps people significantly younger than he/she is. If X is the older person's age then they are a cradle robber if they date a person who is less than half of their age plus 7 years. But for this function to work, X must be greater than or equal to 18. (Y = .5X + 7 X:18,infinity))

Teddy: Is Albert with Evelyn?

Mike: Mos Def

Teddy: What a cradle robber.

Mike: Word

by mike xie February 10, 2007

Robby

A fun-loving, witty, intelligent individual with a great sense of humor. Creates elaborate jokes to keep himself and others entertained. Some Robbys may be missing the filter in one's brain that indicates whether or not something is appropriate to share aloud. Expresses himself through his great musical and artistic talent, and loves to write, record, and perform. Is greatly valued for bringing entertainment to social gatherings, and has warm, inviting vibes. Despite the hard times he has had in his life, continues to have a big heart and a huge capacity for emotion. His beautiful eyes reflect deep caring and you can easily get lost in them. His big heart and the affect of evil in the world have left him with an uncanny tendency for self-destruction if he does not seek out help in healthy places. Functions best when sober but unfortunately can tend to surround himself with people who enable his addictions. Robbys need to interact with people who understand them on a spiritual level so that they can open up and continue spreading their love and joy to the world. Robbys also have an intense sex drive, often involving the ability to achieve an erection and ejaculate over and over and over and over and over again... in the same day.

"That guy is so fun and talented (and kind of inappropriate,) he really made me laugh but then I totally got lost in his emotional eyes..."
"Does he have good vibes and a crazy sex drive?"
"Yeah!!"
"You must have met a Robby."

by showroomkitty January 20, 2013