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Unarmed Robbery

A rare feat when a person with no arms robs a bank. Usually commited by that cool guy with no arms on the USA Archery Team.
Robber: Gimme all your money!
Teller: lolomgwtfbbq! You have no arms! How could YOU rob us?
*robber shoots teller (pulls the trigger with his eyelid)*
Robber: Like that.
*robber gets away*

This is an unarmed robbery at it's finest.
by Beerparty October 16, 2012
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Commit a robbery

The act of stealing one's girl at a club or party whilst he is away.
How to commit a robbery:

Mike "The Situation":I committed a robbery, bro.

Vinny: Yo, man, who does my dick taste? How do you like my sloppy seconds?

Mike "The Situation":(after giving it some deep guido evaluation)...I committed a robbery, bro.

~Jersey Shore
by Wafflicious July 12, 2010
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Royal Robbins

1. Authentic, quality, stylish outdoor and travel apparel brand. Known for legitimacy, strong environmental ethic, comfort, and wearability. Often worn by male and female mountainsexuals. When you see someone in Royal Robbins, you know they're legitimate outdoors people and adventure travelers who like to look good, be comfortable, and not stink. Wearers are often said to be "Loyal Royal." Definitely not for poseurs. Usually found in outdoor specialty shops like The Trailhead in Buena Vista, Colorado.

2. Legendary Yosemite hardman climber and adventurer, founder and namesake of the company that bears his name.
Steve - "Who was the climber who did a lot first ascents in Yosemite, then started a clothing company - the first guy to do that?"

Keith - "That was Royal Robbins. Great climber. His company pre-dates most of the others like Patagonia, Mountain Hardwear, Kuhl, even Marmot. Yeah, Royal is a legend."
by da Chetster March 6, 2009
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robbertunity

The position a CEO and chairman of the board of American corperations find themselves in.
As chairman and CEO, I took the robbertunity to grant myself some stock options to excerise.
by Joe the Nacchio February 26, 2009
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Robbaphobia

Nathan: Look at that chubby nigga with his shirt on.
Michael: He's got robbaphobia for sure.
by Wolfgankiller April 7, 2015
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Robby and Ryan

the gods of sex, and story writing
friends with tony romanelli
when is conflicts coming out?
robby and ryan are gods
by EmperorPig January 7, 2018
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Grave Robbing Nigga

A Grave Robbing Nigga is a member of the black community who tries to profit off from high-profile cases of social injustice by creating schemes and crowdfunds for his or hers own enrichment without remorse or shame.
Man, did that thot really run away with all the BLM money generated from George Floyd?
Yea, she's a real Grave Robbing Nigga(Nigress).
by Unclecrazy May 14, 2022
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