A UK Roadman is someone can be a group of roadmen or more then 1 who listens to too much OFB in front of all his mandem but behind them he listens to too much DBE hops on his escooter and catchs mandem lacking unless roadmen are caught lacking.There marjs dont care and they run from the feds thinking there badd SHIVERR ME TIMBERSS OH SCARRRRYYYY Aba Ha Wus .They be looking for grub and chillinng with mandem and 1 of them looks like btec digdat 100%
by CahulistentotoomuchDBE January 7, 2021

A white male who thinks he is a black London gangster and will talk and act like one thinking it impresses people.
by Joseph fritz October 21, 2017

These are usually year 7s-8s who act hard and wear puffer jackets but when they get in a fight they are likely to lose to a 10 year old
by Liz A british person May 14, 2022

by @HHunte0 on TikTok December 28, 2020

A laindon roadman is a boy usually aged from 11-40
These creatures are usually found in basildon or laindon, they would wear a Nike tracksuit (usually gray) Nike tn’s, a black north face puffer jacket, and a Nike cap. They top it off with their iPhone 5c (usually white or blue) oh and let’s not forget it’s cracked.
They use word like
Fit/peng/ my g/bro/broski/ wag1 ect
They fall for the trash girl that piles on makeup and more than likely is from laindon, they listen to xxxtentacion, stormyz and that’s when they embrace they’re inner roadman, when this occurs you have to run from these dangerous animals
Thanks bye add me on this @ella_priv1xo 😙
These creatures are usually found in basildon or laindon, they would wear a Nike tracksuit (usually gray) Nike tn’s, a black north face puffer jacket, and a Nike cap. They top it off with their iPhone 5c (usually white or blue) oh and let’s not forget it’s cracked.
They use word like
Fit/peng/ my g/bro/broski/ wag1 ect
They fall for the trash girl that piles on makeup and more than likely is from laindon, they listen to xxxtentacion, stormyz and that’s when they embrace they’re inner roadman, when this occurs you have to run from these dangerous animals
Thanks bye add me on this @ella_priv1xo 😙
by Ella xoxo xoxo July 15, 2018

by Tg069 September 26, 2020

Just where a group of boys act road and they start acting ard. But little do they know no one is scared of them, because behind their back people chat the most stuff about them. But we don't tell them that. You'll mostly find these boys in either Year 8 or Year 9 mostly Year 8.
by Joe Siah September 15, 2020
