poophard right now

When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.

Dave: “Yoo poop hard right now”
Jake: “I don’t care Dave please leave me alone”
Dave: “Haha just kidding.... unless...?”

Dave took a FAT SHIT thus making him say, “poophard right now” When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.

by CigBock556 February 8, 2020

Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now

This is one of the stupidest songs I’ve ever heard in my life. Like seriously who. the fuck cares. 1991 sucked ass. The 90s were really degrading. Apart from some of the music but it was a pretty horrible decade.

Whoever wrote “Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now” should be shot

by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020

in North Korea right now

A phrase added to the end of a jinx to counter the jinx.

-I don't think there will be traffic...
-You jinxed it!
-In North Korea right now.

by Architect of Destruction October 2, 2012

dude behind me right now

Dude behind me right now is ashy asl

(dude behind me right now) yo dude behind be is pissing me off yo

by jjj777savage June 5, 2018

Right now bars

Some people call it a “freestyle” for some reason.

Yo spit some right now bars on this beat.

by ImStinkyJay February 12, 2023

Mr. Right Now

Logan Pauly

You are not him. Him Logan or Mr. Right Now

by Him Tecca February 18, 2023

Don't be a hafsa right now

Someone who throws tantrums and stomps when things don't go there way. A desi Karen.

Don't be a hafsa right now.

by Mn44 December 16, 2023