reutered

Altering a news photo in Photoshop for the purpose of falsifying or exaggerating a news story. Made famous by news outlet Reuters, who altered a photo of Israeli raids in Beirut to make the strike appear worse than it was by using the clone-stamp tool in Photoshop to enlarge smoke clouds.

That photo can't be real--it's obviously reutered.

by Kit Jarrell August 7, 2006

Reiner

A guy who has a huge penis

Your brother is a Reiner

by John Cana October 29, 2018

Renteria

A last name that originated from a small town in Spain. People with this last name may get made fun of as a child because kids can never say it, so they may call them "rent-a-house" or "rent-a-car."

Person: Hi, what's your name?
Person #2: Jasmine Renteria.
Person: Can I just say Jasmine Rent-a-car? It sounds easier.

by Angeleyeslullaby August 16, 2009

ROITER

Writing for Return on Investment (ROI). Includes course design, writing implementation plans, project executive summaries and work-related emails.

She was always the roiter for the team but she never implemented anything.

by Romi Rabanal July 20, 2006

reutershop

To manipulate a photograph to make it look more pleasing to an audience of moonbats.

I'm going to reutershop five dead babies onto this photograph of a Jewish wedding.

by LGFreaderCon August 14, 2006

reliterally

Comes from "real" and "literally." Invented to compensate for the dramatic over- and mis-usage of the word "literally." What people now say as literal will usually not actually be literal, so the word "reliteral," or "reliterally," was invented to actually mean literally, and present no confusion as to whether the statement is actually literal or not.

"I swear, I literally have like four million cats." (misuse of "literally")
"I reliterally have seven cats. I can name them if you want me to." (correct!)

"Oh my god, I will like, literally have ADD if you don't stop talking." (misuse)
"I reliterally have ADD, I just found out from the doctor today." (correct!)

by coleProtocol January 16, 2006

necro-reiteration

Mental experience in which you come to believe on numerous occasions that someone must have died a while back, often persisting for many years until you hear for certain in the media that they have just actually died.

I had necro-reiteration about Joan Miro and Evel Knievel for at least a decade before they popped their clogs.

by Fearman January 6, 2008