Reintarnation

Reincarnation as a hillbilly

Person #1 - Have I've seen you some where before?

Person #2 - Of course you have (person #1's name), it's me (person #2's name), I just got reintarnationed.

Person #1 - AWESOME.

by fineyoudoubleddouchebags May 23, 2010

reintonic

The excretion of juices from James's anus.

What is that shit, reintonic?!

by Rarrarr! March 10, 2003

Reins of Judgement

When you're doing a girl doggy style then right before you finish you gag her with your dirty underwear, pull back on the ends of it like horse reins and shift it into overdrive.

Guy 1: I met this chick last week but then she started to get all clingy and irritable.
Guy 2: So what did you do?
Guy 1: I saddled her with the Reins of Judgement and rode her 'til she broke.

by ODG November 29, 2007

Reintardnation

One of the avenues through which retarded people (socially, not mentally) are created.

We can thank reintardnation for the characters of the Jersey Shore.

What did you do in your last life to get reintardnated so badly?

by drummer4444 May 20, 2011

reinsanguination

the act of infusing with new blood; the act of giving a new lease of life.

The construction of the bridge over the river led to the reinsanguination of the villagers' daily life.

by uttam maharjan June 30, 2011

Rents

The shorten word for the word parents.

Girl 1: Are you going to the part tonight?

Girl 2: I want to go, but I have to ask my rents first.

Girl 1 : Cool then.

by thehappyhippie May 25, 2014

rentsexual

The sexual orientation of this person varies. They change their orientation based on who will take them in for free in exchange for sexual favors or under the pretense"love", but this person is really only doing it so they aren't homeless.

Person a: How is she pregnant and married now? Last I heard she was a lesbian living with her girlfriend."
Person B: Well I guess she wasn't a lesbian, but rather a rentsexual"

by punkiepie December 27, 2014