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Id rather sandpaper a wildcats ass

Id rather sandpaper a wildcats ass than to take another sip of that shroom tea!
by Southern Pimpin66 October 16, 2019
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I’d rather suffocate

Honestly I’m not doing it it’s never happening no no no never nope not me never gonna happen thank you
Teacher: Hey can you send in your assignment for my class
Me: no I’d rather suffocate :)
by Boiyomamahah March 3, 2021
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sooner rather than later

that means they don't really know anything about what you are asking , but they wanted to say something so they don't seem like they don't know what is going on
I was at the doctor waiting to see doctor due to covid-19 symptoms and when I asked the receptionist when I was gonna see the doctor the receptionist told me , sooner rather than later , I hope so cause I feel like I'm gonna die
by cookin dat chow December 29, 2020
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I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.
by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019
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Rather eat my own shit

Used to express that you really don’t want to do something.
Are you going to the football game? Hell no, I’d rather eat my own shit.
by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023
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