I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram

Your idea stinks

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.

by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019

I'd rather bang CPA

Hell to the no. Absolutely not. Under no circumstances would I do that. Ever.

Q: Do you want to go on a date?
A: I'd rather bang CPA than go on a date with you.

by ILB September 17, 2013

I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run

This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.

Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"

by PPHal December 12, 2023

Rather eat my own shit

Used to express that you really don’t want to do something.

Are you going to the football game? Hell no, I’d rather eat my own shit.

by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023

Id rather sandpaper a wildcats ass

Down south way of saying “fuck that”

Id rather sandpaper a wildcats ass than to take another sip of that shroom tea!

by Southern Pimpin66 October 16, 2019

Rather

More readily or willingly.

Rather than be naked, I'd slip back on my wet boxer brief undies!

by Turo Fernandez November 1, 2019

sooner rather than later

that means they don't really know anything about what you are asking , but they wanted to say something so they don't seem like they don't know what is going on

I was at the doctor waiting to see doctor due to covid-19 symptoms and when I asked the receptionist when I was gonna see the doctor the receptionist told me , sooner rather than later , I hope so cause I feel like I'm gonna die

by cookin dat chow December 29, 2020