rolled ballz

Rolling on ecstasy extremely hard.

Holy hell, I took two of those blue jumping fish last night. I rolled ballz!!

by k_traiin October 10, 2009

rolled oats

means your fucking ugly

"see thats kid Dylan, he looks like rolled oats"

by Isotretinoin August 9, 2018

rolled up

Face down, generally referring to cards in a game of poker. The person holding the cards can see them, but no one else at the table can.

Jon: "Rolled up aces! Fold right now, this is not good for you!"
(More cards dealt, Jon gets an ace face up)
Jon: "Woo hoo! 3 aces! Get out of this one."
(Cards dealt out. Nick D raises Jon 50000. Jon calls.)
Jon: "Two pair. twos and threes." (was bullshitting)
Nick D: "Royal flush. Bitch."

by Nick D November 24, 2003

rolled oats

means your fucking lanky ugly looking fellow

"see that kid over there Dylan, he looks like rolled oats"

by Isotretinoin August 9, 2018

rolled over

Basically, it's the equivilant of a hangover for people who do ecstasy. When someone's rolled over, they're generally extremely tired, a bit irritable, and just plain out of it. They're usually etarded as well. They could also be in some physical discomfort, such as having a headache, being nauseous, and back pain.

1) Dude, I'm so rolled over today.
2) You're definately rolled over.

by Erka G October 16, 2005

Rolled on impact

1) To be a complete and utter prick and to regale near death stories in an attempt to gain poontang in a foreign country.

2) A phrase one utters when regaling a dangerous story and one is immediately saved without reason.

Also see flaccid on impact

1) Prick: I jumped off a cliff this high once - I would have broken every bone in my body, but it was OK because I rolled on impact.
Lady friend: Really? Take me now!

2) Person 1: What if this bus drove off this cliff into that huge fiery chasm below?
Person 2: Oh, it'll be alright - we'll just roll on impact.

by klaus__ October 16, 2008

rolled cigar

A cigar with marjiuanna wrapped around it. Normally used at parties to get you more drunk

Last night i smoke 5 rolled cigars

by Kales September 25, 2006