roflmaoaomsatwjbs

stands for 'Roll On Floor Laughing My Ass Off Although Only Metaphorically Speaking As That Would Just Be Stupid'.

'dude, I just farted!'
'ROFLMAOAOMSATWJBS!'
'yeah lol. So, when's the funeral?'

by lt2010 February 18, 2010

roflmaoolocks

Rolling
On the
Floor
Laughing
My
Ass
Off
Out
Loud
Out of
Control
Krazy
Style

Did you see ND and C7 make out last night?

Yup roflmaoolocks!!!!

by NDlovesC7 March 31, 2004

ROFLMAOSHIGRP

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off...
SO
HARD
I
GET
RECTAL
PROLAPSE

During an IM Conversation....

Chick: Haha that's funny! LOL.
Guy: ROFL
Chick: Yeah right you're rolling on the floor.
Guy: ROFLMAO
Chick: Pff...Yeah right you really laughed your ass off.
Guy: No seriously. I swear. I totally LMAO. Literally.

Chick: Liar.
Guy: Actually, I think I need to go the the hospital. I laughed so hard I think a bit of my ass just came out. It hurts, a lot.
Chick: OMG! That's called a rectal prolapse! Your rolling on the floor and laughing so hard exploded your rectum!
Guy: ROFLMAOSHIGRP (rolling on the floor laughing my ass off so hard I got rectal prolapse).
Chick: I'm so hot for you now.

by rectalprolapseman August 11, 2010

roflmaocopter

1) Something is very funny

2) Someone Rolling on the Floor Laughing there ass Off in a copter

Some jumps off a building with stilts on ' ROFLMAOCOPTER '

by FrOsT_PwnZoR April 30, 2006

roflmaoamcwba

"Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse Off And Mr Carpenter Would Be Angry"

Extension of ROFLMAO, primarily used in situations where the regular ROFL and ROFLMAO are not strong enough to fit the level of virtual laughter required

The Mr Carpenter refered to in the acronym is in fact Peter Carpenter, undoubtedly the most famous British comedian of the 17th century

USE WITH CAUTION

That's hillarious!! ROFLMAOAMCWBA

by Peter Noble April 7, 2005

ROFLMAOBFMA

Acronym for "Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off, bleeding from my ass." Mid-90's IRC parody of ROFLMAO.

Cyber-chatter 1: Two men walk into a bar.
Cyber-chatter 1: One of them should have seen it.
Cyber-chatter 2: ROFLMAOBFMA.

by FltErthSo January 18, 2005

Rofldog

One who hates LOLCats.

Person1: Look at this cute picture of kitties speeching all badly and stuff!

Person2: Kitties used to be cute. Now I must destroy you.
Love, ROFLDog

by Koliedrus March 23, 2008