When you hook up with an ex, it feels really good but as soon as that feeling passes - you regret it.
~he makes me cum so good, but I hate him right after~
~he makes me cum so good, but I hate him right after~
I had a really great time with him but as soon as he made me cum, I regretted the orgasm and wanted out of there. ~Orgasm Regret~
by kat64 August 15, 2017
Noun. The opposite of claustrophobia, one who likes to be in small spaces and stays in his room all the time. This person likes warm, comforting, familar spaces and wishes that he had stayed in the womb.
Closetwish is a very similar adjective.
Closetwish is a very similar adjective.
Womb regret. How crap is that!
by Smocko November 02, 2004
by IwishIdidntdothatonwebcam April 05, 2010
when you hold in a fart for an extended period of time until it can be held in no more and when you finally let it go you gag at the stench.
wilfred: i just had a 4 hour meal with my girlfriend and her parents, major anal regrets when i got in my car
by flangeface March 11, 2011
When you regret something horrible you've done sexually but power through and masturbate over it continuously, over and over again untill you feel the need to tell your mother.
by cfghh August 01, 2012
The feeling after spending a lot of money on a lot of takeout food and realising afterwards that it wasn't a good idea.
The 'buy one pizza get one free' offer looked so tempting on the takeout website, but now it's two days later and I'm still eating the leftovers so I'm suffering from total pizza regret.
by MTurtle July 01, 2013
Among the many human actions that cannot be un-done resulting in horrific, but not entirely unexpected consequences.
Shoulda worn a condom
Shoulda worn a seat belt
Shoulda known 'cauze her mother was fat
Shoulda bought Apple, Tesla, Bitcoin, Ether
Shoulda gotten a COVID vaccine
Shoulda known better, Mr Vaccine Regret
Shoulda worn a seat belt
Shoulda known 'cauze her mother was fat
Shoulda bought Apple, Tesla, Bitcoin, Ether
Shoulda gotten a COVID vaccine
Shoulda known better, Mr Vaccine Regret
by YAWA August 11, 2021