processing

Conversation(s) in which a couple, generally lesbians, overthink, overanalyze and overdiscuss their relationship until they drive each other mad. Usually framed in extremely evasive and passive-aggressive terms.

p 1: "Honey, how do you feel about processing? I noticed that you keep finishing the Rice Krispies even though you know they're my favorite cereal. I know how much you love me but it only concerns me because you've been spending so much time with the rugby captain lately. It's okay if you have a little crush on someone else, you can tell me, I know this happens in relationships. I just need my Rice Krispies. Is it because I said I didn't want a cat?"
p 2: Aaaaaaaaah!

by mintyfish June 17, 2008

professional drinker

A person who can handle his or her alcohol without ever having anybody take care of their drunk ass or embarrassing themselves.(Puking on people, funiture, and in cars)

"Damn! Tyler is still drinking, is he gonna be alright?"
"Hell yeah! dude is a professional drinker!"

by tylert January 30, 2008

Professional Ro Sham Bo

Same concept as Standard Ro Sham Bo, only with anti-fraud laws/rules set in place.
1.) Both opponents must wear speedos, neither opponent is allowed to perform the actual kicks.
2.) A referee is called out who then in turn nominates kickers or one kicker. Those Kicker/Kickers must be of equal bias towards the opponents.
3.) No shoes allowed on kickers
4.) No girlie kicks
5.) What happens in Ro Sham Bo, stays in Ro Sham Bo

"Alex and I were persuaded into Ro Sham Bo last night. The spoils were $50.00."
"Did you play?"
"Yeah but I called out for Professional Ro Sham Bo. In any case I lost! I did take 27 kicks before I finally went down though."

by Shane13 December 18, 2007

professionalocity

The sense of being surrounded by professionalism. To be professionalized.

My professionalocity demanded everyone's attention when I entered the room.

by who-lee-oh March 5, 2008

Promastinating

The act of putting off work and scheduled activity by wanking yourself into a frenzy.

I had a statistical analysis to do for the morning, but spent the night promastinating instead.

by Dunluce September 7, 2009

professional naysayer

A person whose sole function in an organization is to point out flaws in recommended plans and approaches. This person never provides reasonable insights of their own volition rather just point out flaws of other ideas.

In the meeting yesterday we had several good ideas but Fred continued in his role as professional naysayer pointing out flaws while never offering any useful advice or ideas of his own.

by FPB September 29, 2010

professaur

Word to describe an extremely old/elderly professor. They usually lack contemporary teaching skills and do not understand the modern college environment. Often they were born in prehistoric times, when dinosaurs ruled the earth, hence the spelling.

"Damn professaur O'Bailey just doesn't understand my weekends are for honing my beer pong skills, not reading, writing, and rithmitic."

by lukepatty317 December 2, 2010