pothead

Someone who smokes pot more days of the week than not smoking pot.

Joni likes to unwind by smoking weed 4 days a week ... Joni is a pothead

pothead by justsomedude363636 October 9, 2018

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Pothead

Any individual who can't stand reality and has to get high off of marijuana, or what dopers may also identify as weed, pot, or cannabis. They generally pursue this "hobby" because they have nothing going on in their lives and decide to nullify the boredom of loser kingdom. This label is typically applied to losers who include college-dropouts, internet-dwellers, porn-lovers, and generally those with lesser ambition in their lives. Most potheads either live with their parents, off of rent from their landlords, or in some granny's basement who hasn't seen the light of day since the Paleolithic Era.

There are a few but essential requirements for officially fitting the attributes of a true pothead:

1) They are a resident of the United States of America
2) The only flights they book are to Amsterdam
3) They blame others for their problems and believe the world is biased against them
4) They're not good enough for reality so they convince themselves that reality is not good enough for them
5) They try to make you think that there is some kind of nobility in smoking dope and that you're not truly "one of them" until you've busted your lungs over a joint

(Guidance Counselor and a Student converse):
What's his name?
The pothead? No clue...
Wait what? What does that mean?
Pothead?... Let's just say he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Oh... no kidding. He's been acting like an invalid the entire day.

That's what I mean. Take your pick... you wanna go somewhere in life, or you wanna end up just like him?
Hey, maybe he's not such a bad guy. Let me go talk to him.

(Student walks up to Pothead):

'Sup I'm Gavin. What's your name?
'Sup I'm... yo what's my name again?

*Moral of the story, kids. DON'T DO DRUGS!!!

Pothead by The Soviet Jokester November 8, 2018