Potato

A person (typically a single girl) who is trying to be relatable by saying they are "awkward" and/or "undesirable" by others attractively. This is almost always used as humor, after an awkward moment or joke, someone would call themselves a potato.

"I so look like a potato, I'm gonna be single for life."

by Hewwo Darknesh Mah Owd Fwiend March 13, 2018

Potato

Less burned nigger

"Yo is jame'er'iquarshe charred??"
"Nah nibba he a potato"

by Danielfuckface February 17, 2017

Potato

It's an word used to describe an abnormally bad computer that have bad specs or is very old.

This word is often used by gamers to whitewash the fact that they suck at the game.

For example:
Person 1:I died because I have a potato computer.

Person 2: Yea really...

by Trapped in a can May 17, 2016

Potato

Our overlord is a potato, he knows all. eat potatoes and you will gain ultimate power. Also, potatoes and tomatoes are actually the same plant, search it up.

I now know the answer to zero divided by zero, for I have digested a potato.

by TheUlmityFlapperstropper December 27, 2019

Potato

A vegetable but also a word for best friend, without the best friend label

She’s my potato I tell her everything

by Jooms x January 8, 2020

Potato

People think it’s funny saying it but it’s not
They usually say I’m A pOtAtO

No one:

Not a single soul:
Weird kid: PoTaTo
* Bro you got the whole squad laughing😑😐*

by WhyDontWejm January 15, 2020

Potato

A legendary item under the power of god.

Person1: Hi
Person2: Potato.

by OP potato April 11, 2020